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# it was like it when i got there
(orbojunglist, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:15, archived)
# i don't blame him
that's one train wreck i'd want no part of
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# I dunno. I quite liked the battles with the robot planes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)
# also
is it just me, or does he really look like james cromwell there?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Just you :)
He does look a bit like someone though. Can't think who.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)
# YOUR MUM
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)
# ok, i'll stop acting like a 5-year-old now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Dennis Hopper?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:05, archived)
# zombies, man, they creep me out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Yes, that is closer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Yes he does a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)
# i watch far too much star trek :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)
# That is simply not possible.
One cannot watch enough Star Trek.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)
# you can
if it's DS9
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# DS9 is the best of all the Trek shows!
Silly Smashy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# it's shit
voyager FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Yay for sanctimonious, moralising, super-wonderful-elite people
remaking "Lost in Space" but with more plot holes...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# More plot-holes than 7 of nine's armpit.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# i just think it's a better show
better plotlines, better acting, more exciting, more enjoyable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)
# But less assassinations
and less giant space battles...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# i never thought i'd say this
but there's more to life than giant space battles.
also, the shielding that admiral janeway brought from the future was fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:51, archived)
# I'd like to know who welded Janeway's hair, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Me.
I did it.

With my patent (pending) Hollywood Hair Welder.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# it's not always solid
it did fall down the other day, when the ship was hit by something or other
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Was it...
A) A spatial anomaly
B) Species 8472
C) Q
D) A giant Cadbury's mini-roll
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# if it was D
i'd imagine neelix would have found a way to make it taste nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# AGH!
Stop reminding me of things I didn't like about that show :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)
# not just you
me and my mate were talking about it the other day. worst characters were neelix and chakotay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# ^ This.
And that girl who worked with the EMH Kes. At least the little girl playing Naomi Wildman with the Hershey's Kisses stuck to her forehead was funny. I think she's a burlesque artiste now or something....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# kes was so wishy-washy
i found her inoffensiveness offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# "Bland as hell" is how I'd put it
Even when she evolved and turned psycho and nearly destroyed the ship she was just... bland.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# indeed
she was limper than a steamed lettuce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Aww
Every show has to have annoying comedy relief of some kind.
DS9 has the Ferengi brothers, Voyager has Neelix, Enterprise has Wesley, ToS has - well - everyone...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# I saw an ace episode this week
I haven't seen that much Voyager but there was one where they were role-playing in the Holodeck an Ed Wood type B Movie called "Captain Proton" and Janeway had to be the Queen of the Spider People. Very good clever and funny.
IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# arachnia, queen of the spider people!
i love that episode!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Cheesier than the cheese section
of a very very large shop that's devoted solely to the sales of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# of course it was
i'm not denying that.
but it was bloody funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# It had its moments
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
# And...
James Cromwell was also in DS9 :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Have you swallowed IMDB?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Memory Alpha
Plus I collected all the weekly crap a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Oh I did that too.
Sucked, didn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Big time.
I stopped reading it long before I cancelled my order. I think I collected it for three years in all - with no sign of stopping. And now the internets give much better information anyway.
I am a nerd.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# i bought that crap for 18 months
before my little nephew bypassed my bedroom security, found the files and proceeded to eat pages at random.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# It did stop eventually.
I think after about 6 years :(

What a waste of money, and as you say, in the meantime they invented the internet...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# SIX YEARS?!
Egad. And I only managed to get £7 for my entire collection plus ringbinders at a car boot sale.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Eventually they started trying to incorporate stuff from "Enterprise" into the history
and started issuing "replacement pages" and wotnot.

I almost cried :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# That'll do, pig.
Not you. That's what he says in that film, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
# it is
but i was thinking more zephram cochrane
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Piiiiiigs iiiiiin spaaaaaace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# pfff
airlock bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
# I had to google that.
Minus nerd points.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Hand in your comm badge
You're expelled.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)
# *shamefaces*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:39, archived)
# that's me
full-frontal nerdity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
# pfft!
oo er...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Not
Jaglom Shreck then?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
# no
again, DS9
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Ah,
Minister Hanok then.
I had to look that one up :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# wufflebunny wuvsDS9
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# that's definitely not
David James.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)
# wrong font... :)
(that doesn't really work as well)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)
# The font seems to wobble slightly
without moving. I'm sure there's a technical term for it.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I think it's called
the wobbles.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
#

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
# lolitics!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:23, archived)
# they're just exchanging long protein strands
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)
# are you implying that David Cameron directed Terminator Salvation?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)