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# I'm now picturing you
with one of those books with the insides missing to store your valuables, and the most valuable thing you own is string
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# But how long is the piece of string?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# just long enough to go round his waist
to keep his stinking hobo trousers up
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# twice as long as half a piece of string
everyone knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)