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# Jobs Done
(davetheworst, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# iDont get it either.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
#
Product fail! Maybe it should have been iMbecile instead...
(davetheworst, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# This would work lots better if Diot was a word by itself.
iDiet. It helps you diet. But it also looks a bit like the word idiot.

lol!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# LOLLOLZ!!11
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# iBeg-Your-Pardon!
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Excellent frog dissection
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)
# We're inventing something for people who plan to move overseas
We'll call it the iMigrant. Haha. I'm off the fucking rails.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# You need some iMeds®.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# We're making a device for my friend Ian. He's pretty tall.
We'll call it the iTallian.

If anyone wants to gaz me cash, feel free.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Here we go...
This is what the program chucked out (I'm not making any claims about the validity of them but they are all used in scrabble - apparently). It's not too long a list...
ibices --- bices           ibis --- bis             ibises --- bises         icon --- con
icones --- cones           iconic --- conic         iconical --- conical     icons --- cons
ideal --- deal             ideals --- deals         ides --- des             idol --- dol
idols --- dols             ilea --- lea             ileal --- leal           ilex --- lex
image --- mage             images --- mages         imid --- mid             imids --- mids
imine --- mine             imines --- mines         inerts --- nerts         iodic --- odic
ion --- on                 ionium --- onium         ions --- ons             irate --- rate
irater --- rater           ire --- re               ired --- red             ires --- res
irides --- rides           irids --- rids           iring --- ring           irises --- rises
irising --- rising         isatin --- satin         isatins --- satins       islander --- slander
islanders --- slanders     isled --- sled           isling --- sling         isolate --- solate
isolated --- solated       isolates --- solates     isolating --- solating   isolation --- solation   
isolations --- solations   ivied --- vied           ivies --- vies           iwis --- wis
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(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# You mean "ris" is a real word?
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# lol apple bashing lol
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)
# i'Ve got this nice little Perl program wot I've rowt
- it does things like find strings within a dictionary and so on, and is very easy to use.
Too easy.
I was about to type m/^i/ when I realised that all I had to do was open up the dictionary file and look at all the words that started with 'i'.
However, I am too lazy so I carried on and ran the program.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I'm now picturing you
with one of those books with the insides missing to store your valuables, and the most valuable thing you own is string
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# But how long is the piece of string?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# just long enough to go round his waist
to keep his stinking hobo trousers up
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# twice as long as half a piece of string
everyone knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ?
while (<>) { print if $_ ~= /$1/; }

or something
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
# qsort (x:xs) = qsort (filter (< x) xs) ++ [x] ++ qsort (filter (>= x) xs)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# compo it!
Oh. wait....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# no no no no no no no! not another one of THOSE compos...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)