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# I bet that's because ironically he doesn't have an AWESOME MOUTH!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Dentists, famously - like hairdressers have terrible hair -
Have terrible dental hygeine.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Mine doesn't.
Seriously.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Your hairdresser has good dental style?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# If she didn't I wouldn't keep going back.


That's a lie, she has boobies. Of course I keep going back.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# is she the only one who can restyle your wig?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Yes, and it takes ages to wash the long blonde locks.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# that's not what the wife says
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# She doesn't say anything because he's removed all her teeth.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I bet I can imagine a reason why
dirty cat!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Not any more, wahey!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
#
I heard cats have spikey penises* - maybe that's how he removed them

*may not be true
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Maybe that's how he removes all his patients' teeth.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# *gag*


glad my dentist doesn't do that.
I'm never sure when I'm asked about having a good filling...

*spangs self*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# haha though they don't like it when you swallow...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)