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# sometimes birds can't do the job of the Dentistcat


(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# DENTISTCAT HAS AWESOME HANDS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# he knows
but he doesn't want to talk about it.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I bet that's because ironically he doesn't have an AWESOME MOUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Dentists, famously - like hairdressers have terrible hair -
Have terrible dental hygeine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Mine doesn't.
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Your hairdresser has good dental style?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# If she didn't I wouldn't keep going back.


That's a lie, she has boobies. Of course I keep going back.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# is she the only one who can restyle your wig?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Yes, and it takes ages to wash the long blonde locks.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# that's not what the wife says
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# She doesn't say anything because he's removed all her teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I bet I can imagine a reason why
dirty cat!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Not any more, wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
#
I heard cats have spikey penises* - maybe that's how he removed them

*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Maybe that's how he removes all his patients' teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# *gag*


glad my dentist doesn't do that.
I'm never sure when I'm asked about having a good filling...

*spangs self*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# haha though they don't like it when you swallow...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# He was a kitten hand model

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# DENTISTCAT IZ IN UR MOUTH
CRITIQUING UR INCISORS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# OH HAI
U MITE FEL UR MOWF GO NUM
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# IF YOO DRANK MOR MILK LIKE ME
YOO WUDN'T CUM BAK SO OFTIN
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# I HAZ EATED A PARC RANGER
ND HIZ BELT WAZ TU CHOOWEE
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# HEY YOGI
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# it was boo boo
coz he isn't smarter than the average bear.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)
# But he's also too pathetic to EATED A PARC RANGER.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)
# EAT DIS APPLZ NOW
AN DEN ONE EVRY DAI!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# I loe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# iloe!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)
# it's off to work we go
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Haha
I loe iloe what's goin' on 'ere then?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# it's a fair cop
I'm not cunt, drunkstable etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# which is what I was trying to say up there
but my rushed typing was quickly accepted by b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# damn the return key
DAMN IT TO HELL!!!

(assumes some shoreshank pose in rain)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# extreme dentistry - WITH CATS!
ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Presented by Fearne Cotton.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Holy molar! That's good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)
# fanx
most of my postings are lame so much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# I can't decide if you're from Across the Pond or not
please elucidate.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# London based
but as I don't know where you are, dunno if that is across the pond...

*conundrum*

I am very English - I say, tally ho and spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# heheh,
related to DrMu also?

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)