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# This is the problem with the general public.
They keep using MY facilities.

MY cinema, MY restaurant, MY 'bus, MY tube.

When I went to see LOTR I, at the climax, as the camera closed in on his face and he realised What It Was He Had To Do, some bloody chav at the front's 'phone went off.

''Ello? What? Nah - jus' watchin' some film, innit. Dunno - 'bout wizards an' shit, innit. What are you doin' tonight?'

!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Then *you* need...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)
# *buys twelfty elevens*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I've had a phone go off behind me many years ago at the cinema
the one ended phone conversation I heard was along the lines of 'yeah, we're watching it now, bit boring. When is he a ghost?'

the film?
The Sixth Sense.

cheers, you c*nts

In other news, I watched 'Harry Brown' last night, Michael Caine's best performance in YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Dear Christ.
See - when I'm the Grand High Poohbah, Benign Dictator Of Earh And All That Is Glorious, I'll adjust the statute laws to make murder legal in such a circumstance.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# *votes Vagabond 2010*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# My phone went off in the cinema the other week, but it was only a text,
and my text alert tone is Chewbacca. So it was hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha, nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# When Sam and Frodo looked like they were going to kiss
I shouted out 'GAY!'

Everyone laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I trust you do this in every film?
There's nothing like a well-timed comment shouted out to make the whole cinema experience unforgettable.

20 GOTO 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Not every film, only when necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# There's no point in doing things in half-measures.
Either do it at every film, or don't do it at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# I had a conversation with my mate on the phone,
who was sitting four chairs away from me the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I bet you won't admit to being a paedophile, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# I'll see your bet and raise you an orphan.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)