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# My dog isn't big enough
to make any functional clothes from.

However, if I clubbed a hundred chinchillas to death, I might have enough to make a fetching three-piece suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
#
Chinchillas greyhounds
/monty burns
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# A hundred chinchillas?
I think you'd get maybe a glove from that...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Then it is not a real dog ;D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# It is a real dog
I am just tall.

I could maybe make a pair of underpants from him. Might be kind of itchy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# All charges are dropped. Apologies made.
Itchy pants get taken off faster.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)