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# I too am interested in such things

I'm a part time doll doctor and weekend hitman and hobbyist axolotl photographer ('arty' nudes only!)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# I thought the Dutch axolotl went extinct in 1757?
Hunted to extinction for the benefit of high-society Dutch courtesans, who much prized axolotl skin as an oral contraceptive?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# No, you're thinking about the elm axolotl
hunted for its superior clog wood


/edit: hey, that was my 78787th post. I am certain I deserve some sort of pie related reward for that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# 78787=pi^8/e^7pi
FACT*





* May not be fact
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# How interesting.
I, myself, am a designer of jigsaw puzzles with one piece missing, and a part-time hisser at people in the street (commissions welcome)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# *likes*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)