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# it would have been a much better film
to have explored their whirlwind lust filled relationship descending into poverty and domestic abuse when they reached New York.

also - morning fuckers! lick my taint
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# hullo prof, how's the studying going?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# currently it's going okay
I think I may even pass the year which would be a good thing in my eyes.

:D

Today we learned all about Low Density Lipoprotiens and how they lead to atherosclertoic plaques

how's you you sexy lump of a person?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# excellent stuff!
I'm doing very well, thankyou! Looking forward to the the fact I have next week off, thank god...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# you've earned it
please make sure that you enjoy yourself to the power of 11 or more. I hope the weather is perfect for you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
# not until you've given it a good wash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I've had it freshly bleached
and I've sellotaped chewits to it... they're attracting ants :( which are in turn attracting ant eaters :) which are in turn attracting rhinos :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# anteater tongues tickle
but rhino cocks sting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Would it be alright if I just
shook you firmly by the hand?

My taint-licking abilities are not really up to speed as yet.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# well
seems as it's you I'll settle for a manly-heto-hug and a slap on the back :D

how arte thou?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Middling, truth be told.
gizza job....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# had I jobs to dole out
you'd be right up there on the top of my list of people to give jobs out to... unfortunately I'm not yet that powerful

I hope something brilliant turns up soon - can you freelance or is that all in the shitter too?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:00, archived)
# *checks the shitter*
Yep, it's all in there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# nuts
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)