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[challenge entry] To soon?

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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I was half expcting that to sail into the twin towers then
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I now need to see this happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Is that where it was heading?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# i believe so
it did arrive there, but only in ghostbusters 2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# ...and in
"Raise the Titanic!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Is that the one with the three trannies in them?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Christ, I can't remember
Maybe it was a dream you once had?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# you dream about trannies on the titanic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha, I can;t remember it was, but at the time, someone remarked, on the budget and spiraling costs: "It would have been cheaper to lower the atlantic!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# that was Sir Lew grade who said that
and he paid for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# ahhh, I had a feeling he said it himself...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# i forgot about that
rather a good film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# "...well, better late than never!"
/Cheech Marin
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# heheheh
that was before they knew it had split in half
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# :)
I was just being a grammar nazi...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# ah, right
my brain is not working today, after being mostly dissolved in alcohol last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# You too?
Good work, that there Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# not that good
i don't remember getting home, but it seems i did manage to take my bra off whilst leaving my jumper on. why my bra was behind the front door, i still don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Ah, that special 'Lady Skill'
I never cease to be impressed by the 'bra out of the sleeve' trick.

It does have to be said, though, that I am easily pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# i'm easily amused
especially by shiny things.
i've got a bastard of a headache, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I think Soon is a place in Thailand.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# lam soon is a thai company
that sells oriental cooking sauces and oils
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# The opposite of titanic is...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaha

morning the board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# nings
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Good Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# it would have been a much better film
to have explored their whirlwind lust filled relationship descending into poverty and domestic abuse when they reached New York.

also - morning fuckers! lick my taint
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# hullo prof, how's the studying going?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# currently it's going okay
I think I may even pass the year which would be a good thing in my eyes.

:D

Today we learned all about Low Density Lipoprotiens and how they lead to atherosclertoic plaques

how's you you sexy lump of a person?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# excellent stuff!
I'm doing very well, thankyou! Looking forward to the the fact I have next week off, thank god...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# you've earned it
please make sure that you enjoy yourself to the power of 11 or more. I hope the weather is perfect for you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
# not until you've given it a good wash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I've had it freshly bleached
and I've sellotaped chewits to it... they're attracting ants :( which are in turn attracting ant eaters :) which are in turn attracting rhinos :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# anteater tongues tickle
but rhino cocks sting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Would it be alright if I just
shook you firmly by the hand?

My taint-licking abilities are not really up to speed as yet.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# well
seems as it's you I'll settle for a manly-heto-hug and a slap on the back :D

how arte thou?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Middling, truth be told.
gizza job....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# had I jobs to dole out
you'd be right up there on the top of my list of people to give jobs out to... unfortunately I'm not yet that powerful

I hope something brilliant turns up soon - can you freelance or is that all in the shitter too?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:00, archived)
# *checks the shitter*
Yep, it's all in there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# nuts
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)