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# I find the infinitely rolling video clips on News 24 strangely calming.
Sort of prozac delivered through the TV.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# "... here's something else we made up to fill time until something happens..."
"... erm... media attention... erm JOHN TERRY! Public hearing a lot about this.. media attention - erm..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# have decided am prepared to show breast for food
How's that sound?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Sounds awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# two breasts if I get pudding.
and I've just gone up a cup size cos I'm having lots of sex so you get a good deal on this.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# wait a moment...
where are you storing the splooge?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# in a little jar by the bed
Oh. Not me. Sorry.

As you were...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I have a packet of skips
and half a packet of polos... what does that get me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# a 3 second upskirt flash
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# man
I just wish I hadn't eaten that peanut chunky kitkat...

it was fucking lush though!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# skips = msg
but you can have a flash if you like anyway.

*flashes*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# *falls off stool*
wowzer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)