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# yeah I'm all about the fresh stuff
I have the remains of a beef rump from yesterday's roast

BUT I LOVE CHOPS!!! Caesar salad ftw, but greek is good too.

Now i'm really hungry and I just finished a massive bacon baguette.

Must be all the sex I got on friday.....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# 0_o
Dry spell over then, eh?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# OOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dated a dude for two months but then got dumped because he's on mission to have kids and wife (not 4 me)

so just hooked up with very tall, younger fireman on friday and was a VERY dirty girl.

And shall continue to be so for foreseeable future.

DRY SPELL OVER! hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# You Go Girl!!!
*jealouses*
"Last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty"

/Woody Allen blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# the problem I had with my first wife was
that I kept trying to put her under a pedestal...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
#
/Brookside blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# hahhaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# :D
anyway - sorry chaps but I have to slope off now and go and wander around a hospital and talk with ill people about what it's like to be ill and then be nice to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# does the hospital know you are going to do this?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# nope
and therein lies the sport!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# you don't have to be nice to them
just say "hmm" a lot.
that'll put the shits up them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# that's right, rub it in
*removes tumbleweed from knickers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I told you not to get dressed in the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# ...or on a dark desert highway
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Cool wind in your hair?
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Aye!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# pft
loon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# well, i enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I was as surprised as anyone
Found him on a dating site, he's yummy.

Planning a booty call while kids are at school on thursday - tee hee!

*realised it means I will miss the new compo*
*cancels*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# NEVER cancel sex for a compo, NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# either that or you're up the duff
*runs away like a curly wurly*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)