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# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Speaking of eagles...
Eagle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# imagine were creatures that were essentially the same species as us
but that much larger and pointier and they liked to hunt us down in our everyday lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I've been on the Tube a couple of times and there have been sweating fat blokes crushed up behind me breathing down my neck.
So I've felt a bit like that. There are a lot of sweating fat blokes around these days as well, have you noticed?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I haven't been on the tube in ages
so I don't know what you are implying
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Just that.
It's mostly full of annoying fat people, from what I can see. So avoid it if you can. Though it sounds like you're doing a sterling job on that front anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Politicians?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Fantastic!
But as usual the daily mail reader comments are making my brain bleed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Do what I do
Skim them, upvote the unpopular comments, downvote the good ones, then steal the pics as photoshoppable sources.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# For example...
"No starlings were harmed in the making of this film.... except maybe one or two or maybe a few dozen until the cameraman got his shot !! Perhaps the rspcb should ask him for his portfilio for that day to see how many times he let loose a bird and the eagle to get these pics.

- pete, wrexham, 16/3/2010 6:49"

I've no idea who the rspcb are, but they are clearly a formidable threat...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# they're the
Refugee Society of Paedophiles Claiming Benefits

Mail readers hate them almost as much as the loony left
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# What? But they're comedy gems!
Good job Mr (or miss) Eagle!! Yet another unworthy specimen removed from the scene.

I have no sympathy for the Starlings. They are quite happy to act as if it is OUR back lawn, OUR garden fence and OUR loft, but if I try and eat one of THEIR eggs they are up in arms about it. Hypocrisy of the highest order. Thats why I am going on a long, unnecessary drive in my environmentally unfriendly car, to accelerate global warming and finish off the ones that the eagles miss.

- ALT, Epping, England, 16/3/2010 13:02

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)