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# if he was sitting down..then stood up and tried to hit her in the face with his cock
it's either

A: a midget cop
B: he did some kind of jump attack
C: he has a fuckin' massive shlong :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# He could have stood on the sofa, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I'm thinking B: he did some kind of jump attack from the sofa arm
POW!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)
# or she was sitting on the sofa when he got up
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I demand a Korean reconstruction right now!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# we need to try out a few re-enactments of this
cf - you can be the policelady. Now then - who wants to be the guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Did I already mention how drunk I am?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# WHAT'S YOUR MOTIVATION
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I've got my own uniform
Now who's been a naughty boy then

*bends at the knees*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# *monacles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# The Greek Hero?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)