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# Mary had a little lamb
and it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a five-bar gate
And kicked its little cunt in
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# That's not very nice now is it :(
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# The lamb was a masochist
and paid "Strict Mary" handsomely for her services
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
#
Mary had a little lamb
She called it Miss Amanda
But then she had 15 pints
And made a lamb pasanda.

nom
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
its fins were like a tit-witch
it won the prize for "Best Of Egg"
and now it lives in Ipswich
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# *really confused*
:D
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I'm with her ^
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)