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# St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland




(Felt the need for a spang worthy pic as it was all getting heavy down there)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# ha ha, Now this is more like it.
:D
More of ^this^ and less GCSE level-of-understanding political comment please.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
It and she were buddies
It followed her to school
And got an A in Irish Studies

And the lamb's name was Paul.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
10000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
She though it saw quite silly.
She threw it up into the air.
And Caught it by its tail.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# WILLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# No
Ghosty


EDIT::

Ghosty had a little lamb.
He could not believe his luck.
He took the lamb into he house.
To cunt it in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
and it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a five-bar gate
And kicked its little cunt in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# That's not very nice now is it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# The lamb was a masochist
and paid "Strict Mary" handsomely for her services
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
#
Mary had a little lamb
She called it Miss Amanda
But then she had 15 pints
And made a lamb pasanda.

nom
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb.
It spent all day bombing round the house like a mental.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
its fins were like a tit-witch
it won the prize for "Best Of Egg"
and now it lives in Ipswich
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# *really confused*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I'm with her ^
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
But she didn't have much dosh.
She sold the lamb to the curry house,
And now it's Rogan Josh.

Mary had a little lamb
And some fresh peas in a steamer.
She found the two combined made for
A very tasty Keema.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# it's what I do
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# By definition isn't being politically correct
going whatever your government asks and expects of you without question?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Comment is a different word to correct :(
www.b3ta.com/board/9961347 :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha
ARE WE THERE YET?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Well he better not be dropping them off here!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# I like the use of smudge to suggest speed, rather than choosing to blur the wheels :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# :D
He's clearly doing a skid
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# eww dirty old Saint!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# me too
I used smudge for two years before I discovered blur tool
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I used smudge for 10 years before I discovered handkerchiefs
Handkerchief. What a weird word.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# It comes from a French word
I kid you not! (Chutney fact of the day)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# ooh it does as well (wiki'd)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I used smudge 90 years
man and boy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# yes - I'm shit at ps and slowly learning
please to explain to me please what blur wheel is and what I do with it, please.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Sorry, I'm being a cunt.
I would have masked the wheel rims and applied a circular motion blur to them.

But since it's not me posting, I'll shut up now. mmm mmmmMMMmmmmm MMMMM mmm mm.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# no am being totally serious :D
not learnt to mask yet, just learnt how to colour people blue and am trying to match skin tones but where/what is the blur tool.

will prob have to google it.... I'll get there. You can see that all my pics lack blur or movement.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# It's a little water drop icon.
If you click and hold on smudge it'll turn up.

Although Michael Ellis is talking about the motion blur filter, which is under the filters menu.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# ta muchly
:) will try
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Good luck!
That is, if you can fit in time in between photoshop and your fireman friend ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# You could try motion blur. That'd probably fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I like it.
It's as if I'm looking at the callous abduction of snakes through tear-filled eyes.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
#
hahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# next they'll be saying Jesus was a political terrorist....oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# "No, shush guys,"
"I think I've got a slow puncture..."
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)