Oh I just clicked ignore instead of reply. It's nothing personal....
I would like to test this theory out. If I fell from 30000 feet, would Ashley Cole break my fall?
Perhaps I'd better test it using a sack of potatoes rather than myself first...
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:08,
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Maybe you would fall into a bath of his moisturizing cream and be saved! Woo!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:11,
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only to then be drowned
as you wouldn't be able to swim out.
and if you did manage to swim out you'd end up being gang raped in the anus by some footballers. allegedly.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:15,
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Thank fuck for the gel
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:17,
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