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# It's a biggie.

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Oh dear...
Oh dear oh dear Oh dear....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
#

S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Cheryl Cole joke lol
I think you may need to explain to those of us who don't buy Smash Hits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
# I can't seem to get that stupid song out of my head
So I thought I'd share the torment - our studio doesn't let us play music - so whatever I listen to on the drive to work gets stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# I don't know the song
I've probably heard it, but when girls aloud, teh saturdays, sugarbabes and all that sort of stuff comes on my brain just filters it out.
is this a lyrics joke?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# mrs thor went to a works do last friday
they had the sugababes as a special guest.

i don't think their star is ascending anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Mrs Thor works at Dagenham KFC?!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Shhhhhhhh
everyone will try and get free popcorn chicken with their order.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Which is the one with the lycra superhero outfits?
Oh, says here, 'The Hoosiers'. No, that can't be right...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)
# my work used to be like that with no music
so i used headphone to listen to my ituens library that i conveniently took to work on a 8GB pen drive.

i have a studio at home now and work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Can I work for you too? sounds like a good place to work
I'd like to be massively overpaid too if thats alright
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# you can work for me if you want
but i can't massivily overpay you i'm afraid.

in fact i can't massivly overpay myself at the moment.

but this time next year rodney, we'll be millionaires.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# *hands you a drink with mini-umbrellas and fruit in it*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# i'm dead posh me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# cushty.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# is "poshing" a term for necrophylliac sex?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# It's too early in the morning
Help me out here... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# no ones admitting to knowing despite laughing
I think we're staying in the dark, although this may be a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Cheryl Cole has a song called parachute.
Cheryl Cole is selling her parachute on Ebay.
Whoever is browsing the listing is also looking for a divorce lawyer.

That's about as far as I got :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# she's got a good seller rating
is that part of it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# It's either a red parachute or it's a strawberry jelly.
The more I think about it, the more confused I get.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# hmm, the postage for such a large item is very low, perhaps its that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Maybe Postman Pat just drops it out of his helicopter on the way past?
I mean, what the fugg is Postman Pat doing with a fugging helicopter now?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# "Special Delivery Service
Na-na-na-na-nuh....

S - D - S

Mission Accomplished!"

Errm, dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# It's just not the same...
"Driving along with the bakers man,
In a rackety, tackety baker's van..."
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Ok, ok I'm sorry
O had a feeling I'd pay for that one :) I'm just glad I don't post enough to have a rep to ruin!
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# seriously, what's the joke, we don't get it and would like to know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# You're a bit of a legend round these parts toast
I refuse to believe that a man of you ability, skill and intellect didn't google parachute + cheyl cole :)
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# i see
the lyrics say she don't need a parachute.

sounds like a fairly lame filler track.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# You're misreading, it says I'm lazy not legend
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Cheryl cole is getting divorced and she has a Parachute for sale
because the lyrics of her song say:

"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
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"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"cos you're gonna catch me when I fall"
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"cos you're gonna catch me when I fall"
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"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"cos you're gonna catch me when I fall"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# wow
great lyrics!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# But she won't have him if she is getting divorced, thus she will be needing the parachute?
*Confused.com*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Mop please.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# ad infinitum
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# From her lyrical prowess I would suggest she should be buying not selling
if she now doesn't have a husband with remarkable decent control skills, she would need a parachute - assuming she er, falls out of aeroplanes alot.

I have worked out why I hate this kind of drivelly pop shite
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I'd like to think..
...that if she did fall from a great height that the lightness of her body compared to the heavy head she has would have the same effect as those little helicoper seeds that fall from sycamore trees.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Oh I just clicked ignore instead of reply. It's nothing personal....
I would like to test this theory out. If I fell from 30000 feet, would Ashley Cole break my fall?

Perhaps I'd better test it using a sack of potatoes rather than myself first...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Maybe you would fall into a bath of his moisturizing cream and be saved! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# only to then be drowned
as you wouldn't be able to swim out.

and if you did manage to swim out you'd end up being gang raped in the anus by some footballers. allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Thank fuck for the gel
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Oooh Toasty!
I've got it!

This would make perfect sense if she was BUYING the parachute and not SELLING it.

According to her song, she DOES now need a parachute, because she doesn't have you. I mean "him".

*happy for the rest of the day*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# I have arrived at a similar conclusion
our work is done, now lets forget this whole sorry mess and move on to something more demanding of our intellect. I might draw someone with a small willy, possibly swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Sounds like a plan :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# make sure he has a bright purple bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Perhaps it needs a warning box
saying 'Are you sure you want to withdraw this listing?'
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Ahh, didn't spot the other tabs.
Surely there's more to this though?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# indeed
is cheryl is the seller then this shouldn't be her browser window.

this is the buyers window, so who is viewing cheryl coles listing?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# And divorce lawyers.
Anyway, didn't she ask to be called 'Tweedy' again. Or was it 'Sylvester'? I'm easily confusionised.

Ah, actually, no-one is signed in, so maybe it is her, just checking the current price. At least she's security-conscious enough not to automate her login with saved passwords.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# she should change it back to tweedy
and then get a contract promoting harris tweed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Or 'Tweed' perfume.
Do they still make that? I think my Mum still has the bottle I gave her twenty years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# it should make a come back
fronted by teh tweedy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Just in time
to buy my mum another bottle!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# *Retracts bid*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# cheryl cole has joined the red devils to get over her painful split from ashley?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# nope no idea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# *Checks BBC 'Entertainment' news...*
Ooh, Culture Club might be getting back together...

Nope, sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to make me cry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Sorry, I didn't mean to cause such distress.
Maybe it's just a story about the three other guys getting Community Service orders...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# How do we know it's new?
For sale: One parachute, brand new, never opened.
(xixax, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)