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# We all know rabbits can talk right
but did you know it's only in movies and books and on tv. They don't really talk in real life. No matter how long you sit there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# you could sit there until the species evolves
into massively intelligent talking creatures.

i'm gonna try it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# What if they don't?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Indeed.
There may be no selection pressure for evolving speech.
Rabbits might lack certain keystone physiological features that would be necessary for speech development.
Random drift in their DNA might not activate enough dormant promoters left over from retroviral fragments.

What then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Or they may just be the perfect animal already
No, wait. That's cockroaches.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Hit it with a stick
until it says 'ow'
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Take a good book to read while waiting
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Or an infinite number of monkeys and typewriters.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)