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# Hairy Shoes
My dad just sent me this - it's a contribution to a discussion group in Pakistan on the wisdom or otherwise of nuclear weapons.

'1687 Abu Hurairah, may Allah be pleased with him, reported: Allah's
Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: The Last Hour would not come
untill you fight with people whose faces are like hammered shields
and the Last Hour would not come until you would fight against those
wearing the shoes of hair.'

So there you go. Avoid run-ins with people with hairy shoes and we'll live for ever. Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 6 Dec 2001, 9:35, archived)
# a G.I.S. for "hairy shoes"
returns this oddity entitled Hairy Crab for 3. Quite.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 9:39, archived)
# Is that the hairy crab
on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 9:42, archived)
# that's utterly fantasic.
Being a Muslim means that you speak in long sentances i think.
Have you seen the mini you down the board a bit, flying into space in your crab outfit? You look cool. hows yer head by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 9:48, archived)
# the rocket me
is the best thing I have ever seen. I am lit up like a lantern of purest joy. My head's not too bad, despite Andy K's bad influence last night, but my medicine says it might make me want to kill myself, which I think is a bit disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 6 Dec 2001, 10:21, archived)
# My bad influence?
pah. I was sober as anything. I was led astray. I blame pep.
It's better than your medicine trying to kill you though.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 10:27, archived)
# me! I did nothing. Merely suggested
a leg/elastic situation. I didn't intent Crab bloke to try and kill himself with the cunning device.
We should go out again - I will try and be on better form, and naturally, drink you all under the table, where no doubt you will find lost things, like odd socks and 2p pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 10:33, archived)
# yes!
let's do it again, but bigger and better, and I could have my elasticated-leg-full-body-crab-suit and everything would be just wonderful and there would probably be butterflies too like in mulligan wouldn't that be luvly *gasp*
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 6 Dec 2001, 10:39, archived)
# I think the one thing I can't
think about right now is alcohol. That's just going to make me whine and cry like a baby.
We need an army of finger crabs to accompany the whole-body elasticated one.
BTW, did someone mention get stuffed earlier? Do they have a polar bear in there?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 10:42, archived)
# blimey
I did leave in the nick of time. I have no hangover and my eyes are shining like things of radiant beauty.
So brightly i used the glint in them like a lazer to cure somones cataracts accross the street.
hoorah.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 10:48, archived)
# satans own slippers!
(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 9:55, archived)
# go on...
someone make them dance - they're practically doing it already.
I would but I'm damn lazy and about to get my head kicked in for being on here for too long.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 9:59, archived)
# im glad
someone elses' dad sends weird stuff. Mine once sent a postcard from holiday telling me about how rubbish the local radio DJ was.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 10:03, archived)
# and mine emails me from holiday
on his damn laptop. Which he should really leave at home. Fool fool man.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 10:10, archived)