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# got 3 parking tickets in the last 2 weeks :(

we had my daughters disabled badge showing and the fuckers still stuck the ticket on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Oh that sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Did a you thing. Here it is, it's your problem now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# is this what killed the dinosaurs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Indigestion.
It was indigestion all along! Who ever would have known.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# poor dinosaurs
65,000,000 years too early for gaviscon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
# its what the dinosaurs ate
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)
# rabbit stew is tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Not if you leave the fur on it isn't.
Did dinysaurusses even bother to make stew?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)
# i don't know
reports are sketchy at best
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Why does everyone think they're trying to eat it :(
It could crush them with like ants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)
# it looks a bit too dumb to know whats going on
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)
# That's bunnies for you.
I think he's speepy like me
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:12, archived)
# I'm sorry
That was my fault :( I thought Sundrop was hanging on by his teefs at first.
and if he was I'm sure he was only playing.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Oh poor bunny :(
The rainbow dinysaurusses wouldn't really eat bunnies would they?
secretly glees with much gleeness
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# there not going to eat it
there going to gang rape it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)
# The bunny could just step on them.
Stop injecting violence into my image of harmony :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Rape doesn't need to be violent
why else was Rohypnol created
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
# to give wayne rooney a fighting chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)
# I can't believe he was able to impregnate a human female
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# he looks like a slack-jawed knuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
#
thats his wife it's the one on the left of the screen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# that's a potato, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] racist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:16, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo!
Sundrop would never be party to such nasty doings. Never.
NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)
# This makes me sads.
sniffles
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:04, archived)
# He's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# YAY! *glees*
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# if they strike him down
he will become more powerful than they could ever imagine.

doesn't work for comets, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# He DID have a star wars phase.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# that is a rather splendid costume
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Eat it? What makes you think they're trying to eat it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
# They just looked a little hungry to me :)
Maybe that's because I'm hungry too :(
profiled already
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Sundrop's a prick!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Look, he only shat in your toaster because you slipped laxatives into his rice krispies.
You started this silly fued.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)
# IT IS NOT A SILLY FEUD!
He is the rudest house guest ever! He totally ate all my cornichons!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)
# He had a craving.
You know what it's like when you have a craving. Nothing you can do about it except go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo!
Poor Sundrop :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
# He's a shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# debate it
my mate did that, actually got the ticket written off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# I intend to
I don't think telling the pcso that he wasn't a real copper helped my case
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# well, he isn't a real copper
just a wannabe who doesn't measure up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# I guess it has been a slow few weeks in manchester with no real crime to fight
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# no real crime? in manchester?
has everyone gone on holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# maybe just the crack heads
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
# pfff
had to call the police myself the other night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# What did you call them?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)
# cunts, mostly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:58, archived)
# its almost impossible not to though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# but why hire the snobby fuckers to be pcso ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# because
nobody but those snotty little jumped-up hitlers with the massive inferiority complexes WANT to be pcsos
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# is it classed as assaulting an officer if i beat one to a bloody pulp with his own ticket machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
# no, think of it as community service
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# unfortunately, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# A retard on facebook is asking if this picture is real
I post all pics to a folder clearly called "SHOPPED PICS"
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Real?
Teh internetz scares me sometimes it really does.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:47, archived)
# I posted a pic on the David Icke page of the flight of the navigator ship over stockport
a few people got excited over that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fantastic stuff. I think we should do this kind of thing for a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)
# there easy to wind up, just post on the forum the most bizarre story and they believe it
www.davidicke.com/forum/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# tell him yes
say everybody but him knows that lightsabres are real
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# lol I already did
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# there should be some form of exam before people are allowed on the internets
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:52, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)
# my nan did the same
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# i wouldn't mind
but the parking attendant quite clearly saw him put the disabled badge on the dash in full view, before helping his brother, who has down's syndrome, out of the car.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# thats pretty much what they did with us except my daughter has CP
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# cunts, the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# i used to get out of parking tickets using the same excuse each time
"I was driving when i suffered a sudden loss of brake pressure. I immediately pulled the car over. While I was looking for a mechanic, I received a ticket. I do not believe I should be fined for putting safety first. I would be willing to sign a Statuary declaration to corroborate this"
they never asked me for a stat dec
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:47, archived)
# darth fuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Watch out for the jedi coppers!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)