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# here's a little creature. have it, /board
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)
# I do believe the correct response at this time is either:
A - can it be milked?
B - Kill it! Kill it with fire/spanners/bricks
C - aw.. look at the liddle fluffy thing
D - all of the above

(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# it can be milked
but you wouldn't want to drink that milk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:12, archived)
# My answer then is
B

just to be on the safe side an all that.

(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)
# always best to be on the safe side
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:23, archived)
#
E - Would
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)
# happy cock is happy
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)
# yes. yes he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:23, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# now there's a meerkat just begging for comparison
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Simples!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:49, archived)
# I shall name you....
the bush penis
(JoePesky, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# he likes and accepts this name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:24, archived)
# I created a show in that Ross Kemp examines penises and gives his opinion


The extra ball hair is to replace Kemps head hair.
(JoePesky, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:27, archived)
# he would so do this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Oh fuk.
That bloke looks uncanilly like the bloke I carried on from Mass Effect into Mass Effect 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:18, archived)
# If Constable was alive today
and off his tits on Mescaline!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# are you suggesting that i'm a mescaline addict?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# No.
Just that you are certainly nowhere near as good an artist as Constable. But, just as tedious ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)
# you're in a bitchy mood tonight, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:43, archived)
# ahh yes, the rare pink mudskipper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)
# he's the greatest mudskipper of them all
g'night all, i'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)
# i ws just going to make a mudkip or lungfish comment.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:52, archived)
# magenta pig is feeding in the garden
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:57, archived)