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[challenge entry] oh god please help me

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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:53, archived)
# excellent
wow, you must have started work on this masterpiece pretty much as soon as the compo was announced
Oh, christ, this is hard work - keeping all my replies up-beat just to stop sea tramp complaining about me being hard to please
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:57, archived)
# Good heavens, llort - you're hard to please this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:04, archived)
# Like I give a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:05, archived)
# DOKTOR DYSLEXIA!
YR BACK!

ONLY LESS GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:58, archived)
# usually bundled with yr keyboard....

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:03, archived)
# Like you give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:06, archived)
#
I should prolly go to bed. Just finished some serious german-baiting on anybodyoutthere.com. I swear I could almost smell the tears down my cat cable
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:11, archived)
# i got an f on jokes
someone stole my magic cards and spellbook and also broke my fingers with a very large hammer
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:16, archived)
# also: some one replaced the oxygen in my tanks with mustard and my wet suit is slowly filling up with piss
its up to ten gallons oh god plz help me
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# o gd please hlp please.
as you have surely noticed, we experienced a significant webovky omlazením.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:10, archived)
# no!!!!!!!!!! im not ready to die!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:15, archived)
# okay now i am
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:15, archived)
# time to die?
no wate.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:18, archived)
# It's a pretty crappy day to die.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:19, archived)
# my bath tub is already full of chainsaws and gasoline, my cigar is lit and my robe is off and now you tell me????
you son of a bitch i better make you lay face down in the dirt like a dog and drop a brick right on your skull. n - o spells no, yeah thats right i went there and you know what? theres no going back. no way. no way man. no how. you know how? i got the know-how to kick my flow and rock and roll, so get off the net troll, the internet is a fun and friendly place for fun people who like to tell jokes and be friends and what im just saying is that you know well whatever
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:25, archived)
# I would dearly love to comply, but I've set myself some goals and I'm not about to let you stifle my plans.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:28, archived)
# no come here just for a second
it wont hurt

just lay down right here, this mud is really soft, its made of the finest materials, 40% dirt and 60% piss its really relaxing and good for your skin. now im just going to apply this to the back of your neck, its sort of like acupuncture, yeah only with a sharper blade and we go a little bit deeper for a fuller effect. hold still.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:36, archived)
# stop trying to cruise my ass
try craigslist, you monster
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:39, archived)
# hey come on, i can even help you with your goals
as long as your goal is to j/o on a toy trainset while i pee in your hair (no homo)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:51, archived)
# Well, that sounds fun.
Can we stomp on the trainset and pretend we're giants?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:53, archived)
# yes but it's my dad's so be careful
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:56, archived)
# oh, no
I have totally lost it now. Dad's trainset? What's wrong with you? I'm gonna delete all my posts and phone my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:01, archived)
# okay fine.
well i'll see you at bible study next sunday then.

bye! :)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:03, archived)
# I was thinking of changing my sig
to something like 'ending threads since'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:05, archived)
# old threads never die
the jokes just get old and then people forget about them and then you look back at them and then you're a little bit disappointed that no body replied to your incredibly clever remark but you get over it really quickly because it doesnt matter and you dont want your dad to see you cry
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:07, archived)
# hahaha!
the first time i read about that no homo crap i almost fell over. these idiots need to get to a brane doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:55, archived)
# I have no idea how that would even work in theory, let alone practice.
Maybe I'm naive, but wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:59, archived)