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# have you ever tried getting a cat to take a tablet of any colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Best. Reply. Evar.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Keanu Reeves has never ripped my thigh to pieces, ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# You sound like you're quite disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# he keeps trying
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# haha
I have the scars to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# It's full cuff workman gloves
and at least 2 sleeves before I even try now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Do you have one of those handy gadgets for adminstering tablets to cats?
They don't work.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Wrapping the cat tightly in a towel before trying to administer the tablet helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# ah
I'll try that next time. Not even my cats, they're my GF's.
I don't really see the point of cats.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Ever tried wrapping a cat tightly in a towel?
/goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# It's easy
just leave its head poking out

You still need four hands to administer the pill though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Yes. Yes I have.
There's a skill to it, but it's still better than trying to administer a pill to an unwrapped cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# This is mildly amusing-
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/apr/01/labour-gordon-brown-hard-man#zoomed-picture
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# get him on the Bucky and see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# yes
and correct
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# yup
1. crush tablet
2. mix tablet with water, or swarfega or something
3. parcel tape cat to table
4. apply tablet mix up cat's arse with syringe
5. let the little bugger work out how to get free - cos cats are well clever, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# this just sounds like fun anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# christ almighty ^THIS
Tried leaving it in her food, she'd scoff the lot, leaving her medication. Insert it into something like a small piece of corned beef, she'd expertly eat the CB, spitting out the pill...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# glue it to a fish
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# But then you've just got a squirming cat with a fish glued to it.
I can't see how this would help.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)