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# I call shenanigans!
I believed the MYTH, that's right, MYTH that boys were befuddled by bras. I believed in it so much that I challenged the beardedwife to unhook my bra over the top of my clothes in the middle of a crowded pub when we first started dating. Not only did he manage it, he managed it ONE-HANDED!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha you slapper
putting out on a first date
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# And in the middle of the pub as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# I bet he couldn't believe his luck
was he playing the fruity with his other hand?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# *insert melon joke here*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I don't doubt he did, and quickly learned the skill myself once I conned a lady into letting me do so.
However, the nerves, the insecurity and enormity of the social morés surrounding the situation in order to enter said environment in the first place, as a 15yo are incredibly daunting.

It took me quite a while to find out, let alone to believe, that girls were just as interested in boys as boys were in girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# He says it was because he got used to unhooking bras when putting his mum's washing on the line
At least that's the story he's willing to tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# That's quite disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Now that I read that back
That is quite disturbing.

It should read that he was putting the family's washing on the line (mum, dad, sister and his) as he was living at home back then.

Ah fuckit. Anyway, I'm sure it's an elaborate cover story to hide the fact he's been with loadsa women.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# crikey
I can't even undo my gf's bra with two hands and one of those grabbers for old folks to pick their teeth up with
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# I wondered what that mark was
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# carpet burns
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Try a flamethrower.
Works everytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# hahahaha
best of all the chat-up lines
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)