I can't fucking beleive it
I just watched a bunch of Christians go door-to-door in my street (from my upstairs office window) and every single one of them missed my house. I had some of my best atheist arguments ready and everything.
Perhaps I shouldn't have pressed my face to the window and beckoned with my finger
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:14,
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The 11" brass effect Penis doorknocker
might have put them off as well
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:15,
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top tip:
cast in clay, THEN in molten metal.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:23,
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it might do as a substitute for clay
the chance of it making an acceptable penis or metal substitute is relatively low.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:53,
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*checks*
sort of, just not in the traditional sense
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:22,
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