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# I can't fucking beleive it
I just watched a bunch of Christians go door-to-door in my street (from my upstairs office window) and every single one of them missed my house. I had some of my best atheist arguments ready and everything.

Perhaps I shouldn't have pressed my face to the window and beckoned with my finger
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# The 11" brass effect Penis doorknocker
might have put them off as well
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# it burned like hell making the cast for that
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# top tip:
cast in clay, THEN in molten metal.
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# will plasticine do?
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# it might do as a substitute for clay
the chance of it making an acceptable penis or metal substitute is relatively low.
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Were you wearing pants?
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# *checks*
sort of, just not in the traditional sense
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# "Pants on head" is an acceptable variant
(, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)