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[challenge entry] wow

From the General election: Photoshop Labour challenge. See all 346 entries (closed)

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Good for you
Now draw another 345,0000 of them and you will have a masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I can't fucking beleive it
I just watched a bunch of Christians go door-to-door in my street (from my upstairs office window) and every single one of them missed my house. I had some of my best atheist arguments ready and everything.

Perhaps I shouldn't have pressed my face to the window and beckoned with my finger
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# The 11" brass effect Penis doorknocker
might have put them off as well
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# it burned like hell making the cast for that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# top tip:
cast in clay, THEN in molten metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# will plasticine do?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# it might do as a substitute for clay
the chance of it making an acceptable penis or metal substitute is relatively low.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Were you wearing pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# *checks*
sort of, just not in the traditional sense
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# "Pants on head" is an acceptable variant
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I gnoppsed Call me Dave!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# hehe, but that's what he actually looks like...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Super-Lols!
Have a cheeky pea of our glorious Gnopdon Brown:
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# now draw a dummy!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# You've got my vote
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# now colour it in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# looks good, but the lighting is a bit wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# >--<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Don't you feel it at least attempts to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# *steps back, tries to look at line for a different angle*
Hmmmm....

Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Yup, you're right.
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# It's too brown, and I don't like the font
2/10 Needs more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Game over, man
Game over.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)