They're only be illiterate if they were english or canadian kittens.
American kittens would be fine.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28,
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True.
American kittens are all like "...so I jumped off the trashcan onto the sidewalk, when this guy steps out of an elevator and into a motorcar. I can't remember what color it was, but it was parked right in the center of the street..."
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:44,
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I imagine them all being like "grody to the max, dude"
and "gag me with a spoon".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:45,
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totally
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 10:24,
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