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# my cat had 4 kittens
alllrigght, i got loads of kittens and the vet said she was only going to have 3. i made her this house to do them in but she started doing it before i painted it in a suitable fashion, still a stylish place to give birth though.

(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Birthing centre
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# lol.
I DONT CARE.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# NOT SO SOOPER NOW DAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# yes i am.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# SOOPER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# thats what it says.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# you wouldn't want illiterate kittens, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# cats cant read.
duh.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# That's what they want you to think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# it's true.
That annoying cunt of a cat on the telly selling cat food or cat Bupa or some other shit, keeps saying so.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# I never said it wasn't true. I said that was what they want you to think, which is proven by the IAMs cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# that cat's just an actor.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# That's what they want you to think.
It's true. Mu^^ has all the facts up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# not with that attitude, they can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# ha, i have little aspirations for my cats.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# put a fresh crossword down every day.
Seriously. It takes a while, but it stops them scratching the furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# They're only be illiterate if they were english or canadian kittens.
American kittens would be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# True.
American kittens are all like "...so I jumped off the trashcan onto the sidewalk, when this guy steps out of an elevator and into a motorcar. I can't remember what color it was, but it was parked right in the center of the street..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# I imagine them all being like "grody to the max, dude"
and "gag me with a spoon".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# totally
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# It's acceptable if they're American kittens.
WHY NO PICTURES OF TINY KITTENS, DAVE? HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# its dark in the box and i dont want to flash lights at them.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Hmm. Your consideration for your cats is touching.
WHERE'S YOUR NIGHT-VISION CAMERA, DAVE?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# gone, long gone.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Birthing Centre
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Why does centre need to be capitalised?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Because it's the title of the build-... box.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Birthing Centre.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# It's not a sentence. It doesn't require a full stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Fuck You
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# SENTENCE FRAGMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Bum Grapes
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# I'd live there.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# come down, its all bloody and placentary.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# now this is going to negatively impact on its marketable value.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# some carpet would cover it nicely
ill add you some windows to sweeten the deal.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Awww where are the lidl kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# HIDING
in case Pissflaps comes round and eats them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# NOMNOMNOM
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# haha i think im getting a kitten tommorow
:D :D :D :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Haha, that's fantastic
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your feline domicile
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Crikey
Where do you live?
It looks like a set for a Saw film. Apart from the brithnig cnetre (which doesn't appear to have an exit, so still a bit like a Saw film).
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# This is wonderous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Interesting Speeling.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Fucking Cats
Coming over here, taking our jobs....
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# :)
This fills me with glee.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Zo, You can't exagtly zay if zey are alife or dead inzide, can you?

Mandatory Schrödinger is an evil cat-hating twunt. Sorry.
(Guillaume67 lacking a humourous sig since, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)