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# short nighties and leather seats are not a good mix
i've just stood up and nearly ripped half the skin off my arsecheeks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)
# ...and the board goes silent for 90seconds as everyone fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)
# it really fucking hurt
one of these days, i'm going to remember to put a cushion on this fucking seat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Live life on the edge
never cover up
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)
# the
chair
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)
# life on the edge i can handle
life stuck to this chair is a bit of a pisser
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:33, archived)
# I'm having exactly the same problem
except i'm a bloke, and i'm not wearing a nightie... honest
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)
# butter your bollocks
it's easier than peeling them off the chair.
plus, the dog might lick them afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:33, archived)
# He ruddy well won't!
because I don't have a dog...
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:36, archived)
# what about a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:39, archived)
# abrasive tongue
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
# although cats are more likely to chew your knackers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:42, archived)
# de-teeth the cat
months prior though, the last thing any bloke would want is a bloody faced moggy gumming on his man danglers
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)
# this is making me laugh
rather more than it should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)
# i wish there was
a pussy licking my balls......

hang on, that's not worked, has it? It's officially too late for a double entendre

(unless you've got a big one)
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:44, archived)
# the pussy you're thinking of doesn't have a tongue
unless there have been some very strange developments in genetic engineering lately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Now you mention it...
it did look a bit funny when it smiled
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:59, archived)
# stop feeding it toffees
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:00, archived)