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[challenge entry] My second post... this time i hope successfull!
How do you take the temperature of a cat?



Kitten!



One of my many Flash movies... sorry it takes so long to load.
www.geocities.com/farmersandu/meowmix.html
(AW Productions (UK), Mon 17 Dec 2001, 14:29, archived)
# this
place is freaky http://thewoodcutter.com
I started on the C...
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] hes like a chainsaw...
he'll cut your ass raw!! - or something like that...
(scabby dog, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 12:26, archived)
# How far will she fall in her downward spiral?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 12:08, archived)
# still going down
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 12:17, archived)
# she is just plain evil
(scabby dog, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] this ought to sort out that crazy warm glow around his head...

how scary would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 12:02, archived)
# wonder what this guys listening to on his headphones?
(fatskier, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 12:02, archived)
# Perhaps
The Butthole Surfers? Or maybe the Bassholes?
(Ernest Thesiger, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 1:20, archived)
# Or even
'The Anal Staircase' by Coil?
(Ernest Thesiger, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 1:22, archived)
# Winona Ryder steals Jesus's face.
Is nothing sacred?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 11:22, archived)
# and then disguises herself as Sir Clive Sinclair in a bid to escape...
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] being jesus
jesus christ!!!! i will get the hang of this posting thing!!!
(scabby dog, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] going to hell 4 this one

or at least being moved from Santa's nice to naughty list
(anat0010, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:56, archived)
# I hate
the ID Moriarty Belafonte. It was picked completely at random and now I feel stuck with it. Perhaps I could change - any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:38, archived)
# Jesus?
Why not be Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:40, archived)
# well i suppose...
but i can only copy and paste loaves and fishes. I'd feel like I was conning people.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:42, archived)
# JesusAteMyKitten
is nice
(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:43, archived)
# how about this one?
does it suit me?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:49, archived)
# Are you
papasmurf from MSN?
(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:51, archived)
# um.
no.
Maybe I should have another wee think.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:53, archived)
# Don't know
describe yourself and we'll tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:54, archived)
# Are you
small and blue with a beard? If so, then it fits you like a glove.
(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:55, archived)
# i'm...
tall, hurriedly dressed and bespectacled.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 11:04, archived)
# Not a smurf then
are you a teacher?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 11:12, archived)
# what about
Uncle Bulgaria?
(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 11:14, archived)
# as dull as it may seem,
I quite like IZB - just my initials. And no, I'm not a teacher; hurriedly dressed yet somehow stylish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 11:20, archived)
# Z
is a cool initial, what does it stand for? zachariah?
(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 11:32, archived)
# that
would be telling :)
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 11:37, archived)
# "I am not mad", says shoplifter Winona Ryder
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:38, archived)
# thats funny
cause i saw this image and wanted to play photoshop with it
(fatskier, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 11:01, archived)
# Go on then, Fats
Show us your photoshopping skills.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 11:09, archived)
# er. a lack of imagination
and lack of photoshop skills
(fatskier, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 11:42, archived)
# I couldn't work out what was going on with her shoulder ...
... but it's just her hand.

www.repubblica.it/gallerie/online/oscar/passe/8.html
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 11:13, archived)
# Marmite
Good or bad?

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:14, archived)
# Munitions
When used on the French, they are very scared of it. Especially when they mistake it for Nutella.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:21, archived)
# Just because it tastes of poo...
... doesn't mean it has an evil heart.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:25, archived)
# Well, that was fun...
The Magikal Exploding Kitten - Not bad for two and a half hours work :)

Go on, click it - You know you want to...

-=NMN=-
(NoneMoreNegative, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:57, archived)
# Ooooh
Get you with your poncey flash stuff...
(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:02, archived)
# that's lovely.
I always knew that's what really happened after that picture was taken.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:03, archived)
# wow.
that's funny. You took the joke further. Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:04, archived)
# you are the SA forum police?
We were wondering about a B3ta Vs SA image war. Community Vs Community. What do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:07, archived)
# An image duel..?
Could be amusing... Any ideas on a theme..?

-=NMN=-
(NoneMoreNegative, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:12, archived)
# Giant Space cabbages fight
fish for the rulership of planet earth?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:13, archived)
# er... Gary Glitter? Hitler?
Anything but Bin Laden or George Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:13, archived)
# Bring it on
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:12, archived)
# That's great
It feels like it should have a spacey techno or drum and bass soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:15, archived)
# Smashin'
I'm now sure that that kitty picture is the most versatile ever taken.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:16, archived)
# Poor kitty.
Poor, poor kitty. Cracking anim.
(Ernest Thesiger, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Third Time Lucky


If this dont work, im gonna break something
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:49, archived)
# What have you broken?
Can you send us an image?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:08, archived)
# WHAT?
Well im at home now, and im getting the image come up, so im guessing its working and your just pissing about i hope ?
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 17 Dec 2001, 15:33, archived)
# I thought you moved
to Canada?
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus Hates Cats
Why dont you?

(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:44, archived)
# thank you
you are a star.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:49, archived)
# Cos
Eyehategod.
(Ernest Thesiger, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:51, archived)
# *ack*
Beaten to the animatd cat death by a whisker :)

-=NMN=-
(NoneMoreNegative, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:58, archived)
# Bwa
Hahhahahah!
(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] My first Phoshop, but my second try at posting
Ok, i signed up to something else now. Lets hope this one will let me post.



Has it ?
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:33, archived)
# depends
was it a photoshopped angelfire logo?
(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:35, archived)
# 'fraid not
Angelfire won't let you either.
I believe tripod.co.uk may let you do it. Or some people have had luck with MSN Communities.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:35, archived)
# Grrr
I tried with MSN but it wouldnt upload the image for some reason. Grr this is annoying me now, hehe. Im at college so i cant FTP into my domain that i bought either. I will try that other one that was said. Cheers. I will make it work
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:38, archived)
# the b3ta polaroid
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:13, archived)
# spooky
if I turn my head 45 degs, I can see something very similar.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:15, archived)
# Is it
pep?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:28, archived)
# yes
it's pep. She's a polaroid with eyes. She types by sending messages to my brain. I have a camera in my head. argh. I need tin foil.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:39, archived)
# wow!
has it still got the eyes on it?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:38, archived)
# yes. pep the polaroid camera still has
her eyes. i haven't dug them out and eaten them. i wouldn't do something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:43, archived)
# I thought that the meat-mining
minions might have had a bit of a go. They are vicious little things.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:44, archived)
# That reminds me,
did anyone see So Graham Norton over the weekend? There was a girl on there that made a model of herself from a bauble with stuck on eyes. It looked like the work of Nacho, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:47, archived)
# That reminds me
Weren't there pics of crabs wrapped in selotape or did I dream it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:07, archived)
# it was a great dream if you
did...
Are you sure it wasn't Joel wrapped in selotape that you saw?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 10:30, archived)

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