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# Another John pic.....
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:50, archived)
# Beard Research
this guy shaved half his beard off in the name of research.. Anyone else seen anything else like this?


Link to site here
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:47, archived)
# Re: Beard Research
Thats years old that is.
(Anon, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:50, archived)
# hey sorry ...
just thought it was funny ? you can't keep a good image down.. and its refreshing to see something other than jesus with tits ? :) (not that thats a bad thing)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:58, archived)
# Looks like
a weird hybrid of John Lennon, Noel Gallagher and Rasputin
(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:54, archived)
# yeah,
I plucked all the hairs out of someone's cheek in a circle about the size of a 10 pence piece. It took about 3/4 weeks for the hair to grow back.
Oh yeah, and I wrote SKELETOR down my friend Del Gazeebo's leg in Immac.
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:55, archived)
# nice
i can't imaging how weird that beard must have felt...
nacho you either have very trusing friends or you and you buddies are like the guys on that mtv show jackass
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Even The Lord Busts His Gut Sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:37, archived)
# For Magog
(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] this is your life..
(I helped save b3ta! kplex, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:21, archived)
# This Is Betty...
She collects mustard pots

(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:14, archived)
# She is...
all lady!

and what a collection, it puts mine to shame :(
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:17, archived)
# could anyone
do anything with this?

its the guy who sits next to me, his name is John. Ive done a few, but appear to have left my imagination at home today... :o(
(twelveways, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:03, archived)
# heres a couple I did
this one is our team Xmas card
(twelveways, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:11, archived)
# Quick, Call Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:22, archived)
# a little sheepish
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:26, archived)
# Predictable bald joke
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:30, archived)
# Oslama Gob Ladan
The US should employ this guy... he's good :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] DeityDoo!
(Starmanz, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:58, archived)
# sorry, we can't see your picture if
it's hosted on Geocities. It won't work.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus is a SK8R
Jesus is a SK8R
(Challis, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:49, archived)
# Tripod.com
don't let you link to images. I think tripod.co.uk do let you though.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus is a girl
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Not only is he a woman but an alcoholic too!
Jesus is a woman and an alcoholic!
(Challis, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:01, archived)
# A round up of the years more unusual news stories
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/011218/80/clzes.html
(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:17, archived)
# Where are people from?
I'm in Belfast.. where are you.
(I helped save b3ta! kplex, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 7:54, archived)
# live in Brighton
...that's my lodger in the bear hood and pants.
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 7:58, archived)
# --
Sorry to hear that... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kplex, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:01, archived)
# he's quite spec ial really
He just needs lots of looking after
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:08, archived)
# I
live in Warrington.
but I go to brighton quite a bit.
do you go to Paradox?
(twelveways, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:09, archived)
# never when it's a paradox night.
used to go years ago to Wild Fruit there one Monday a month.
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:19, archived)
# You dont
look old enough to have gone years ago.
(twelveways, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:25, archived)
# ahh, bless you my Sweet!
I used to go there in 1993/94. Do I look old enough here?
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:30, archived)
# is that
vinyl behind you?
(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:34, archived)
# yes. I like vinyl I do.
I have about another 10 shelves full.
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:40, archived)
# Rock on
Is it all dance vinyl or are we talking some class old stuff?
(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:41, archived)
# It's an extremely diverse collection
including a selection of almost everything. Don't think I've got any opera though.
There's an abundance of classy old stuff...what kinda stuff are you talking? I've got Mr Fingers, Patti Day, Frankie Knuckles that kinda stuff? Or are you talking Sinatra and Barry Manilow, which I also have...Ray Charles maybe?
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:46, archived)
# I know what you mean
re having a diverse collection - in mine I've got everything from Django Reinhardt to Pink FLoyd to Carcass to Beethoven to LTJ Bukem to Cure to John Zorn etc etc the list goes on, too many to mention but its good to have a big range of stuff, especially when you're drawing on it for influence ala myself. Too many people get stuck listening to the same stuff all the time. Whats everyones top three LPs of all time. Bit of a question I know but hey....
(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:51, archived)
# that involves a lot of thinking
But I have got Benobo on my Christmas list.
Are you who I had a conversation about Stanborough Lakes with? I can't remember.
Have Dark Side of the Moon, and Bukem album is quality as well.
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:55, archived)
# dunno about albums, but singles
Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong; Shoot you Down - Stone Roses; So Sweet - Hopa & Bones; My Ever Changing Moods - Style Council ...are a few that would be in the top 10
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:58, archived)
# I remember
having a conversation on here about Stanborough Lakes but can't remember who with so it could well be me yeah, I dont live all that far from there.

I guess my top 3 LPs would be The Cure Disintegration, Pink Floyd Animals, and probably ... hmmmn... dunno but Frampton Comes Alive probably.
(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:06, archived)
# your
old enough to know who jotu is then
(redifusion, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:35, archived)
# refresh my memory
Who is Jo Tu?
I know Wung Tu.....
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:41, archived)
# all
i remeber is a night filled with conctrete dust and jotu the uber penguin looking down on us all, arms outstreched across the world, protecting us from the cuttlefish of despair.....
(redifusion, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:48, archived)
# cuttlefish of despair
that's my hairdressers in the lanes. and as for the rest of it, it sounds like you've spent an evening round Snakey
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:52, archived)
# hmm
i no not this Snakey.......
(redifusion, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:11, archived)
# I give up
what are you on about....enlighten me!!
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:53, archived)
# a
party many moons ago at a paint factory in hollingbury vale with many people worshipping the penguin outside
(redifusion, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 10:04, archived)
# i thought
i'd seen him somwhere before
(redifusion, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:11, archived)
# I used to live in Belfast
but now I'm in Cambridge. Belfast is much better!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:14, archived)
# No
Brighton is much better cause iit's filled with mini hereos at the mo
(redifusion, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:16, archived)
# I have some mini heroes in my cupboard
Is here the best place ever, ever then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:19, archived)
# I'm in the
Glorious cathedral city of Salisbury, which is about as exciting as a slug racing festival.
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:46, archived)
# In Bristol.
Awrrright me luvverrrs!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:50, archived)
# Ahh Brissul
I was there but 4 hours ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:22, archived)
# But the excitement was killing you...
...so you had to rush back to Salisbury?
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:25, archived)
# True
I can't deny it...it's so dull dull dull in fact it's so dull that I have become suicidal with despair.

This is the Salisbury social club's annual outing.


But at least I don't live in Yeovil, now that really is dull!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:40, archived)
# dyou
know the wini gate lot then?
(redifusion, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:46, archived)
# Ahh
A person after my own heart!!

The Gate is my spiritual home and I'm in there most evenings actually I'm probably going to be there in about an hour - Fancy a pint?
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:56, archived)
# i'd
love to but i'm in b righton on, may be there 4 new years eve though......
(redifusion, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:57, archived)
# i'll see you there
If I know who to look out for?
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 10:06, archived)
# i
was there, only the other wknd
taking loads of photos
(redifusion, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 10:09, archived)
# Hmmm.....
Cameras and the gate hmmmm my powers of deductive logic are failing me...If it was last weekend I was there briefly on Saturday night and then on sunday lunchtime but if it was the weekend before the I was probably dribbling into my beer in the corner - Long live the Con!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 10:15, archived)
# just
ask Nicki, she'll tell you who i am, they all came down 4 my birthday last week.
(redifusion, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 10:17, archived)
# Ahhhhahahahahahahah
The penny drops!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 10:22, archived)
# still
don't know who you r though
(redifusion, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 10:22, archived)
# I'll give you a clue
That may or may not help.

I've got a brother caller Roo and I'm mates with Chesney and Cat, if that helps...

Hmmmmmmm Beeeer!

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 10:24, archived)
# tink
i know,
Hmmm dog with tash!
(redifusion, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 10:33, archived)
# Our survey says.....
agggg ahhhhh (or however you spell it)

How dare you call my missus a dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 10:43, archived)
# Well I'm off to end this
nonsense once and for all as I'm off to the gate at 5!

Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 10:49, archived)
# I went to Uni with a guy from Yeovil...
He had a Girlfriend who looked almost exactly like him.  Scary.  The only thing Yeovil has going for it is that it's quite near to Frome (I think) and that's where the Ozric Tentacles (and eat Static) originate from...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Big J with the wasp with solo polo vision
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 7:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Peace and Good Will
(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 7:43, archived)
# I'm going
to hell for that one I know it
(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 8:07, archived)
# Nobody
is going to Hell for anything. Or Heaven. It's all shite! Everybody pull your pants off!
(Ernest Thesiger, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 9:45, archived)

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