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# found him a wife
my boss has written to that rod fella....we're awaiting the reply as i type...ah the path of true love....
(nic, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:45, archived)
# cool.
keep us informed.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:09, archived)
# it's not just predators

(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:30, archived)
# Oops
here
(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:33, archived)
# he is the
jean paul gaultier of penguin fashion. No woolies here...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:52, archived)
# that's fantastic
is there likely to be a penguin fashion week to make up for the low-key nature of london fashion week?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:29, archived)
# Gay animal peep shows
(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:58, archived)
# note to self
don't post such big pics - it's selfish. Sorry
(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:00, archived)
# Dont worry too much,
I found it incredibly amusing...

isnt that a fairy penguin?
(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:08, archived)
# It is
the very same
(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:14, archived)
# I agree
i like biggish pics- if only so you can sod about with them yourself if you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:15, archived)
# Penguin jumpers
Little Penguin Fashion
Penguin jumpers are used to help rehabilitate Little penguins (Eudyptula minor) that have been caught in oil spills.
I don't see a photo. has anyone got a photo of a little penguin in a jumper?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 5:50, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 5:52, archived)
# Hooray even more!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 5:54, archived)
# Is that the Queen?
On the left?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:06, archived)
# Yes.
she's sighted in on a target, and she's about to push the button which will fire the penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:11, archived)
# the man next to her
is still arming his.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:12, archived)
# Are you sure that the
penguin she is about to fire is a penguin, and not an abnormally sized wasp?

Like the euro 'killer' wasps that live down my shed?

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:18, archived)
# knit your own penguin jumper
here are patterns
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:12, archived)
# and is it
dr chris steele on the right:
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:12, archived)
# Fire!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:24, archived)
# PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT
again - i just ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw that.

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTE JEEEEENIOUS!
(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:28, archived)
# I agree
Brilliant
(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:50, archived)
# glad you like it mate
an invaluable new weapon in the war against terrorism, i have no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:50, archived)
# There was one
(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:09, archived)
# what the hell
is this about?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 5:49, archived)
# Hahahah
I dont get it but thats the funniest thing Ive seen in ages hahaha!
(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:04, archived)
# Cuttie Williams - The Man.... The Machine
(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 5:33, archived)
# but surely robots
have no soul?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 5:37, archived)
# This One
He got soul, he got the groove, he got the moves, he got the chicks and he got the tunes. Reminds me back in 73 when me and my mate Jerry decided to form a rock n roll band. We were called Jerry Manoona and the Manoonas, we had hits, we had style, we had.... etc.
(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 5:49, archived)
# You think that's bad?
(Darth Ian, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:54, archived)
# You know who this is?
That's Jerry Manoona that is.

SHow some respect!
(Darth Ian, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:56, archived)
# Fantastic
i think i've met him down the boozer.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:39, archived)
# you
may have done so!
(Darth Ian, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:26, archived)
# something very odd is happening
in this library
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 5:22, archived)
# a library with an Apple II?
take me there now.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 5:24, archived)
# at last!
an anti smoking campaign that's pleasant on the eye...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 4:35, archived)
# babies love fags
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 4:47, archived)
# the penguins still keep coming (thanks sarah-fisher)


she says, "Michael Elphick, eat your heart out. Oh, my mistake you probably already have!"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 3:36, archived)
# a penguin game
brrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 4:45, archived)
# Ferry Halim is a genius
I think I love him.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 4:50, archived)
# did you see his crab game?
just found it this morning via tsluts. it's like a nicer version of my poke the crab game. i wonder if he's seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 5:42, archived)
# from the b3ta inbox
re: cool link for yall

Hey cool people

We are kowz.co.uk - a recently launched music website, initially of a fan/magazine orientation. Our aim is to cover what we like to think of as real music - the material that retains a certain degree of integrity and attitude as opposed to all that nonsense in the hit parade. Our REAL intention is to rattle some cages in the music industry as well as make friends, get things off our chest and become world famous for our oh-so-clever opinions and entertaining content and just show all those phoneys out there how it should be done...

check it out, maybe we could do a link exchange - tis a cool site u got there :)

steve mannion

www.kowz.co.uk


--

re: radiofreesteve

hey, our movie site might be of interest to you...

also some good lil' movies on there, too...

www.radiofreesteve.com

thanks,
amy

--
re: Misheard Lyrics Special

a simple tale from a stupid torpid eyed swine I used to date not that I am bitter.

after a few weeks of dancing happily in the grunge filled depths of manchesters seedy heavy metal clubs, big smiling happy stupid pockmarked face filled with joy and peace, it was pointed out to her that the song she liked was saying 'Judgement Night', not 'Just Be Nice'

says it all really

not sure it will be inspirational for you guys

makes me laugh though through gritted teeth

Ta
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 3:27, archived)
# fun animals
Enchidas were done by sonic the hedgehog, lets do lemurs or duckbill platapus...lol
(One_Bad_Rabbit, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 23:50, archived)
# War Marmots
http://www.dogmail.com/MBX/badbasset/ATT:SMTP:3BCDBF36.MSG/2:2/infantry.jpg
(one_bad_rabbit, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 23:35, archived)
# needs a password
er... for your email inbox?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 3:29, archived)
# My brother's pet


this is my brother Alex's little pet. it likes to wear a sweater vest, just like he does.

isn't it nice?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 14:23, archived)
# Its a good thing
He hasn't got socks on with his sandals or the Wife will tell him off, and not want to be seen with him in public, probably
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 3:16, archived)
# Did your brother make it?
or is it a present for him?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 3:39, archived)
# it's a prezzie
i hope he likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 5:43, archived)
# He looks like he's trying to do a
cloven hoof thing with his toes...trot on!
(Nacho, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:19, archived)
# For those of you who enjoyed it
I've JavaScripted my echidna images:
www.chthonic.f9.co.uk/images/echidna

Anyone know how to control sounds through JavaScript?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 12:06, archived)
# Fantastic
This is obviously the future of web gaming.

re the sound- dunno mate. wouldn't be hard to do in flash though.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 12:29, archived)
# Hopelessly Late Pinguin

Just back from our hols, here's my Pinguin
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 12:04, archived)
# thanks mr tea
your penguin was worth the wait.

he's a war tank penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 12:07, archived)
# Probably
He's able to make light and fluffy stuff on a huge scale using his blender/whisk flippers, as well as cross a variety of terrains
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 12:52, archived)
# i just made some soup
using a normal sized braun multipractic hand blender. i'm sure if that pinguin was here, i could have made enough soup to float an aircraft carrier.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 13:21, archived)
# I made soup this weekend for me & my girlf
she didn't like it. she was spooning the smallest amounts in the world onto her spoon, and filling her self up with bread.

Then we had an argument.

It was good soup.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 4:54, archived)
# Wow!
That is a truly mighty pinguin. Bravo! I'm very very scared of pinguins now.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 12:18, archived)
# Pengos
As long as that Pengo does not set on my telly, I am rather happy.
(One_Bad_Rabbit, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 23:40, archived)
# website b3ta'd
somebody sent me this link and it was nothing to do with me.. honest www.learningalive.co.uk then check out - www.learningalive.co.uk/ind3x.html

keep it quiet as its just for you guys.. ahhh ... and will be gone by mid day tuesday !
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 11:28, archived)
# now that is a GOOD trend
I wonder how many sites we can sneak a /b3ta.html file onto ?

viral antimarketing. he he.

bloody hell. i wish i could remember the password for robbiewilliams.com .....

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 11:38, archived)
# although i did put a picture of my old cat there
http://www.robbiewilliams.com/images/basil_10t.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 11:41, archived)
# I'm not going to make any dodgy pussy references.
That's just juvenile.
(Hairy_Chris, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 12:16, archived)
# fair enough ...
... but why not look at more pictures of my cat?

http://tsluts.com/264.php3

i really wish we'd thought to have put him into the cat game.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 12:21, archived)
# more moira
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 11:14, archived)
# and her 'dog'
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 11:16, archived)
# hatten? remember hatten? well the guy who
inspired some of it's creation has got in touch.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 11:03, archived)
# now that is very cool
did he drop a line because of our crap flash exploits? we should really know everyone doing anything interesting in the world. do they want to play with us? they were obviously, unbeknownst to us, a big part of our idiotic development.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 11:56, archived)
# yeah... we should get hatten + us +
them + animuation's neil to create one fantastic monster flash movie.

and get it shown at cinemas.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 12:26, archived)
# yes
it would truly be a monster
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 5:47, archived)
# Different Brain
linkto:www.activeart.org.uk/animat/SAD.swf
(Ix the Wiz, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 10:46, archived)
# that makes me
want to cry.
It's how AI should have ended.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 10:49, archived)
# AI should have been more like
linkto:www.jiveturkey.org/memnoch/cartoons/jesus.swf
(Ix the Wiz, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 10:55, archived)
# Suits You Sir !
Kraut Rock !!!

(Ix the Wiz, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 10:03, archived)
# did you find that
using the same search term as the hamster?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 10:09, archived)
# NO..
The Hamps is a Freind of Mine.
he is called Geoff, and he likes a nibble now and zen.

how about you.. did you find you head same place a worzel..?
(Ix the Wiz, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 10:17, archived)

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