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# my lack of inspiration is pathetic, really


PS: Munkt0n, i dare say bum signs are screaming out to be made dynamic, eh?
(BakeSnake, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:20, archived)
# i would
(BlueJames, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 3:01, archived)
# wow
you have a weirder name than me :-)
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 7:23, archived)
# damn!
you're right! how could I have missed that?!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 7:57, archived)
# There's only two people on this page
posting with a furtive

And I'm one of them.....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:55, archived)
# Well then
I guess I should cough up.
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:57, archived)
# .
http://www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:59, archived)
# *pats pockets*
Bit light at the moment. Modding my PC see. But, rest assured, I'll give you all a big Christmas card.
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:02, archived)
# Ah!
Mention money and you all shut-up
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Warsaw, 1943


As you can see, it was not just a humankind tragedy. But just few people admit it!
(heface, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:49, archived)
# I laughed
out loud and very bittery. Just when you thik No Hands may have been played out...
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:43, archived)
# let's hope so!
The boy in the picture is still alive...
(heface, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 3:00, archived)
# Get this woman out of my room...
(frankfuruter, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:46, archived)
# Surely
I win some kind of prize for this
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:27, archived)
# That's
unfair, it's all those kittens. How are we supposed to litter train them all???
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:28, archived)
# Especially
the giant ones. Can you imagine how much kitty litter we'd need for this guy??
(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:36, archived)
# Reminds me
Must play Grim Fandango again. That games deserves a sequel. With a catchy title... Grim Fandango 2: Mo' Manny
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:39, archived)
# yo
send me an mp3 of yer band, fewl
bakesnake at adelphia dot net
(BakeSnake, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:23, archived)
# G'night all,
must go fall down and not be awake now.

Have fun hummusing.
(techsmurf, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:25, archived)
# What hasn't digital imaging done for us?
(I like wafer cookies, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:23, archived)
# God bless the mullett.


and all that its done for us.
(ratface, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:19, archived)
# Is
that Richard Marx? I dunno. Name rings a bell (as does that hair)
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:22, archived)
# Yep...
Its Richard Marx alright.
(ratface, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:23, archived)
# Wow
Still got it...
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:25, archived)
# Betty was always jealous of Buddy


Secretly she wanted to be the President's Bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:13, archived)
# Mr Gates asked Ryan to alter the wording a little

(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:03, archived)
# i'm on windows ME
which nobody ever seems to talk about
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:09, archived)
# Rule #1 about ME:
don't talk about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:10, archived)
# Nobody talks about ME
Is there such a thing as anti-paranoia?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:13, archived)
# ME is nothing but 98 SE
made looking snazzier...
But it's still the same basic OS
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:14, archived)
# it's been quite nice to me so far.
recovered itself from any problems i've had.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:20, archived)
# Ah
So you're using the CIA version with artificial intelligence?
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:21, archived)
# yes
he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:26, archived)
# er..
who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:32, archived)
# The recovery feature
is what I hate about it! When newbies use it they usually fuck everything up and I've been helping many people who did that. But used properly it's OK. 95, 98 & ME will never be stable as NT based windows and soon they'll disappear like windows 3.11...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:27, archived)
# Let's not talk about OS's
I'm writing my own. It's called B3TOS
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:13, archived)
# Dilbert made his
own OS using a magnet and a floppy disc...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:16, archived)
# Phew,
we've almost broken 6000 people on here...

Dude.

That call's for some beer.
(techsmurf, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:02, archived)
# we did that a while ago
up past 6050 now i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:03, archived)
# Ah.
Then I really need something to drink.
(techsmurf, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:07, archived)
# celebrate good times
come on, we're gonna celebrate now
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:08, archived)
# Sounds good.
Bottoms up, mate.
(techsmurf, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:10, archived)
# Over 6500 actually
I've been watching the ID numbers go up as new people join.
(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:20, archived)
# googlewhacking isn't as easy as it used to be
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:02, archived)
# Googlewhacking?
(techsmurf, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:03, archived)
# it's like
taking things into one's own hands.... only different.
(uptownjoe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:05, archived)
# yes
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=googlewhacking&meta=

It was all the craze for a couple of weeks. Flibz I think it was even set up an auto-googlewhacker to aid in our endeavours.

(Aimed at all newbies) You really should take time to look through the old newsletters there's some really fantastic stuff in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:06, archived)
# Was it a b3tan
who got the idea originally?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:08, archived)
# no
but it reached b3ta on about day 3 or 4 via other blogs - actually i wouldn't be suprised if it is one of blogdex's all time high scorers.

Basically putting 2 words into google that only come up with one result is a googlewhack. Many variations ensued.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:11, archived)
# I know all that,
but I thought it was a b3tan...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:13, archived)
# no we did take it to heart though and the auto-googlewhacker
was made by a b3tan and got obscene amounts of traffic.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:14, archived)
# I spent quite some
time looking for that magic ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:18, archived)
# just found cthonics one is still up
www27.brinkster.com/b3tachthonic/googlewhack.asp only does 2 word whacks though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:18, archived)
# Goglewhacking bewilders me,
but I feel I'm catching on. Dose it have anything to do with fish? Or am I totaly off?
(techsmurf, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:23, archived)
# i just tried
'fish lammypies' but got no results. So probably not.

It's tricky because at the same time you have to think of random words that are both very common and very uncommon and try and pair them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:25, archived)
# Ah, that.
It confused me the first time 'round, to.
(techsmurf, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:10, archived)
# I used to be a contender charlie
www.b3ta.com/board/2/0/3/3/5
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:36, archived)
# is there light
after death?
we have our answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:37, archived)
# hej
kejser
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:41, archived)
# hej der!
hva'så?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:50, archived)
# we finally get a cd released !
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:55, archived)
# woo
sorry - not too much potatoshopping tonight. just joy
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:57, archived)
# No "handworkers"
tomorrow?
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:59, archived)
# yeah
but first at 8ight o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:02, archived)
# What are you
having done?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:11, archived)
#
having all of the windows replaced
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:16, archived)
# Ooohh..
Nice old ones made of wood changed to plastic ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:20, archived)
#
my bulB
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:59, archived)
# hey!!
(uptownjoe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:35, archived)
# Heehee!
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:43, archived)
# hey!

Copyright © 2002, BakeSnake
(BakeSnake, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:25, archived)
# That made me


Hi all
(techsmurf, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:50, archived)
# is she
almost naked?
(uptownjoe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:52, archived)
# Yup, she is.
Actually, it isn't mine. Mr Wizzle made it and gave it to me.
(techsmurf, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:00, archived)
# made me smile
;>
(uptownjoe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:04, archived)
# Ah, what a night it was...
"It made me... CHORTLE!!!"

...
Ya had to be there...
(techsmurf, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:14, archived)
# dunno what this is
whats this?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:34, archived)
# has that page got any sound on it?
if not, are you SURE it hasn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:35, archived)
# im just
listening to this (sorry wrong link) just listening to the latest orb on groovetech
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:40, archived)
# okay
it's just that i'm recording some audio onto my computer and any rougue webpage sounds would mess it up.

(admittedly right now the new madonna single is playing - it's interesting)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:41, archived)
# sounds like it's a bond theme
keeps going 'die another day' 'sigmund freud..analyse this'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:42, archived)
# nah she's good
she fucks the right people
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:44, archived)
# her voice was all posh spiced up in this though
totally unnecessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:46, archived)
# she been listening to too much spice?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:48, archived)
# as in the spice girls,
electronical vocal distortion featurerd heavily on the debut single by posh spice as a solo artist - not because she can't sing, oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:51, archived)
# Looks like
an interactive novel. There should be heaps of that sort of stuff out there; text + hypertext = exponential possibilities for cut-ups & surrealist prose. I'd do something like that myself if I could be arsed (and had the inspiration!).
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:38, archived)
# Gissa Kiss
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:33, archived)
# right thats me
off to bed, nn all
/blanket
(BidderZ, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:26, archived)
# George is on the radio right now
telling us his excuses for WAR.
(uptownjoe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:25, archived)
# Do they sound like this?
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/IraqBacksDownFull.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:26, archived)
# The samples on there are daddy bush
declaring war in 1990.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)
# A friend sent this to me.



Sorry if it's a repost, but I did a search and didn't see it. So spank me if I'm wrong. Be gentle, I'm new.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)
# Jaheeezuz H !!!
I'm sure I shagged her once
only the once mind you
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:17, archived)
# Don't tell them you're new!!!
You'll have to endure 'the paddling'...
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:18, archived)
# shes
puuurdy
(BidderZ, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:19, archived)
# bingo
that was the correct response.
+++mode00++o33
Fnord has raised your level to 4 - Resident
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:22, archived)
# Attack
Dr N rolls an 11 with a +2 modifier
Strength bonus 4 for medium-spec PC
Prof Fnord loses two b3ta points and some hummus
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:34, archived)
# **turns to page 245**
ooh I've found the Ultra Battle Bot Beastie Boys Machine. Who wants some?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:37, archived)
# dogs are dumb
it's official
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:24, archived)

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