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Molly! Gee!

(slrriley, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 21:38, archived)

isn't that tiffany?

red goes so well with her beautiful ginger hair. such a nice outfit, my dear.

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pep, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 11:29, archived)

cough

I wish I had some chicken noodle soup. the campbells kind. yum. the progresso kind sucks. all those nasty vegtables. I also get the feeling that I am the youngest here. hmmmm.....

(shadysladysb, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 20:55, archived)

Heinz tomato soup

is the best when you're sick I think. With nice crusty bread too.. Hmmmm

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Wifey, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 4:44, archived)

cream of chicken, thats what you need.

(Sul, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 4:56, archived)

Drinking hot whiskey

on the sofa, underneath a giant duvet is also good..

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Wifey, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 5:52, archived)

I'm knackered

OK folks my first entry for this weeks comp and also my second flash attempt (here's the first)

Ask Ali fo he knows all.

incedently, for those with a keen ear and a love of childrens programming (like myself), yes that IS my remix of the Bod theme tune.

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 19:37, archived)

that is awesome

yes. it truly is.

(shadysladysb, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 20:51, archived)

Great minds...

I did a remix of the Bod theme once. I thought I was the only person to have though of it. Damn =)

My monitor's blown up. Does anyone want to buy me a new one?

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spacefish bong!, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 7:22, archived)

I came up with the idea

whilst looking for the Ali G sounds, that geezer aint got a big enough vocabulary, I saw the bod theme tune and thought, oooh I could do a big beat version of that for the backing sound. Its probably not what people would expect but I liked it, and thats what matters!

(Sul, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 7:31, archived)

mentalist

(Robocop, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 18:04, archived)

White eyes

This is so .......... ugly. It's unbelievable

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 18:18, archived)

Hitali G

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 16:34, archived)

grrrreat

I only just looked at this pic properly.

That's great, I love it, have a cookie!

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 20:14, archived)

Lawless

The problem is... in Germany this is very illegal. It is generally forbidden to use these characters

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 4:59, archived)

what characters?

Ali G?

(Sul, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 5:32, archived)

:o)

Yes, ALI G
I mean these nazi ... uhm ... badge, signs, banners, logos , ...

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 8:52, archived)

Are you going to be arrested then?

That's no good. My mate builds encryption technology - maybe he can help hide it...

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Wifey, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 5:55, archived)

Bußgeld

No but i can get a penalty

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 10:06, archived)

thank jesus for B3ta

well. look at this odd URL anyway.
http://www.tracts.com/BT3A.html

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rob, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 15:03, archived)

yeah

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 15:47, archived)

Does God

Have something agianst layout and graphics?

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nicey, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 18:10, archived)

no silly

its Jesus who has the problem, God told me personally that he hates that site and its creators are going straight to hell.

Him and the big J had a big argument over it apparently, Jesus was awe struck by the content and said that maybe they should be Jis moppers in heaven but God inisisted that the whole thing stunk of shit. So there was this little fistycuffness and god threatened to throw Jesus out coz he was such a whiny little bitch, Jesus cried, apolagised, they hugged and then everything was sorted.

Incidently I think the creator of that site got run down by a number 74 bus last week and is currently employed as Satans everlasting toated marshmellow.

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 19:46, archived)

That Jesus

he's always causing trouble..

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Wifey, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 5:57, archived)

Someone

needs to take him out and give him a damn good spanking.

(Zephirus, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 7:48, archived)

Can I

volunteer?

(Fidel, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 8:46, archived)

but only if you take a pic

(Sul, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 14:15, archived)

ok b3ta people

I'm off out jetsetting.
have a good night... if you're not already out doingthe same.
(yes YOU nicey!)

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pep, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 13:35, archived)

Have fun!

Another quiet night in for us...Oh the joys of 2 children under the age of 2.. Off to bed by 10pm..

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Wifey, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 13:41, archived)

TWO children!

steady on... you have chips on a Friday tho - that's always a good thing.

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pep, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 8:47, archived)

hmmm

ran out of steam this one...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 11:50, archived)

Hey...

Nice glans!

(Ernest Thesiger, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 16:00, archived)

uludag vs. tanko

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 11:37, archived)

the coolest

so far. reminds me of that film with picasso drawing pictures with light...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 11:44, archived)

Hardliner

So far, I have not found the science, but the numbers keep on circling me. I don't mind worry following me like a dinosaur. I don't fear I am descending into the molten core.

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 14:42, archived)

I don't know much about art

but I know what I like.

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rob, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 15:07, archived)

Those blue squiggles...

They really make the picture.

(Fidel, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 8:48, archived)

just a quicky

(rik, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 10:57, archived)

hoorrah!

there's no stopping you now, c'mon!

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pep, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 13:28, archived)

Pep - are you the page 3 stunner Jordan?

I saw a TV programme the other night - and she kept saying "C'mon - bring it on."

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rob, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 15:08, archived)

yeah i seen that too

she was like a mad cow on a horse cmonnnnn bring it onnnnn gawd....idont wanna get into bed wiv her now cause im scared what she might say

(rik, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 0:32, archived)

Fliegende Wurst ... welch falscher wortwitz

www.wurst.de

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 10:45, archived)

blah

i try it and all i get is this cross when i try to post an image

(rik, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 10:07, archived)

pleaseeeee help me sul

help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me

(rik, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 10:09, archived)

alright alright, calm down, here breathe ino this bag

now then, by the looks of things you seem to have missed out the http:// bit in the image URL. If you dont put it in it looks on b3ta for the image and not your webspace.

Try again

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 10:11, archived)

nope

nuffin m8....is it me....am i going crazy?

(rik, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 10:13, archived)

we're getting there

youve got the URL a bit wrong, take out the index.html bit, thats the name of another file and shouldnt be in there

one more, this time, come on Rik!

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 10:15, archived)

your the best

your so good your so good your so good your so good your so good your so good your so good your so good your so good your so good your so good your so good your so good your so good your so good your so good your so good

(rik, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 10:21, archived)

yeahhhh!

congratulations Rik, well done, here's to many more image posts!

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 10:27, archived)

opens up a pack of 24

heres to me and me and me....oh and you

(rik, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 10:35, archived)

s'okay

it works cool.

(rik, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 10:22, archived)

bleh

Serves you right.

(Ernest Thesiger, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 11:13, archived)

An intresting thought

Maybe you guys should run a comp to see who could get the b3ta URL in the weirdest places, no photoshopped ones mind. Like getting it drapped in huge letters down the side of canary wharf on a big sheet, or a huge chalk pavement picture in Leicster Square.

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 10:06, archived)

or even better...

spraypainted onto the back of a penguin at London Zoo!

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 10:29, archived)

I like spray painting penguins

that would rock.
And I bet they would love it too...

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pep, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 13:30, archived)

amother idea

we kidknapp the penguin, get it drunk, then get it tatooed, few more pints then drop him back off at the zoo. He'll wake up with a minging hangover and wondering who the fuck www.b3ta.com is.

cos penguins think like that

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 14:59, archived)

I've cut b3ta into my forehead with my penknife

and with the subsiquent loss of blood - I am fading in and out of consciousness. Can anybody advise?

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rob, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 15:10, archived)

I know what to do

With your last dying motions post a pic of it!

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 15:20, archived)

Yeah, matyrdom rocks.

You'll be famous

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Wifey, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 15:44, archived)

Only kidding, diaL999

Rob?...Rob?.. Uh-oh...

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Wifey, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 15:47, archived)

get some ink

Put the ink in the wound to stop the bleeding. It's very bad for you but you'll get a homemade tattoo.

if you die of blood poisoning we'll see you in the great big cybercafe in the sky.

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Harold, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 4:32, archived)

Where's Ali G?

(Fidel, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 8:43, archived)

yeh! just bought a PC for my home so that

I can b3ta all weekend long. Fantastic.

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rob, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 8:26, archived)

I thought you had a pc at home!

well done.
hhoorraahh!

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pep, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 8:31, archived)

never got that bastard laptop to work

it basically worked for the some total of 2 days the last time Iain "fixed" it. All it's done is make my shoulder ache carrying it about.

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rob, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 11:18, archived)

ah. you still got it?

I want a laptop.
Dancer.

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pep, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 12:38, archived)

that laptop is evil

you'd be better off with an abacus.

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rob, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 13:52, archived)

yay for rob

congratulations, join the rest of us sad bastards who sit, very hungover, in front of their PCs all saturday without even opening the curtains to see what the weathers like.

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 8:59, archived)

Hoorah

Actually the Wife and I assumed that you led such a Jet set life style that you couldn't be arsed to post at the weekend, in your own free time.

I just made a gate for the Wife's scooter shed. I'm very proud of it and may well post a picture tomorrow. Woo, that PC at home will really start to pay off now.

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nicey, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 11:34, archived)

jet style life!

I posted at 1am the other morning after doing work at home, you know. Did anyone reply?
Nope.
sheesh! ;)

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pep, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 13:27, archived)

I saw your post

But was to delerious from lack of sleep to think of anything to say.

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nicey, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 14:25, archived)

my jet set life...

... well I'm off to a halloween party soon. The host has got me a cloak. woo.

BTW: I am wooing. I've managed to get my new PC to talk to the DV camera via firewire and write edited video back to tape. Hooray for me. Didn't expect it to actually work. Especially not first time.

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rob, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 13:54, archived)

Oh yes

That rocks big style. Our iBooks do all that stuff which means we get to edit video where we shoot it, like on holiday and stuff. All my vids so far have been family oriented, but I would like to something really odd ideally.

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nicey, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 14:19, archived)

I was trying to convince my girlf to make

a little documentary with me called "Lucy talks to Tramps"

hmm.

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rob, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 14:55, archived)

shoot a cow

It's scientifically proven that if you put a cow in a movie it gets silly.

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Harold, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 4:35, archived)

the proof

The Dangers of CowTipping. QuickTime needed.

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Harold, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 4:43, archived)

Silly Cow

I wish I could read Dutch. The cow seems to be into some really silly stuff - and she's fashion-conscious too!
www.dierencasting.nl/artikelen/koe.htm

(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 8:32, archived)

i still cant post photos

all this is jargen to me

(rik, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 8:20, archived)

here you go mate

Posting photos, a quick tutorial.

Firstly you need to get some hosting, hosting is personal space to store stuff on a web server. Apparently Homestead does a free hosting scheme thats perfect.

Upload the images to your newly found web space.

Make a note of the URL of the image, the URL is the web address of the picture.

eg: http://www.homestead.com/riksspace/images/mypic.jpg

to post the image to the board you will need to use a little HTML. In the message field of the "post a mesage" screen, start to type your message as normal, then when you want your image to appear type in the following substituting the *URL* for the URL you noted down earlier:

<img src="*URL*">

Then post

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 9:14, archived)

bless you Sul

for being kindly and good samaritan-esq.

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pep, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 13:31, archived)

yeah!

all bow before me for I am Sul, creator of the frog invaders animation and all-round good guy, I love you all like my brothers, but cross me and I'll slit your throat with a rusty bake bean tin!

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 20:05, archived)

oh my god.....

jsut watch it

(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 8:06, archived)

i r0x0r j00

(shadysladysb, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 21:40, archived)

dumbfounded

"what does Sux0r mean" is brilliant, thats going straight in at number 3 on my all time best films ever made, right behind Dogma and Hard Sex 1!

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 6:49, archived)

hehe

hehehe

(shadysladysb, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 12:54, archived)

I thought

Tales for the L33t was better. That year of Counter-Strike really made me hate that 'language'.

(Fidel, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 8:52, archived)

ali fridge

It's mi' first attempt at this Photoshop lark.

(sven, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 21:15, archived)

confused

The link to the image is correct -
and if the image is cached then you can see it -
but otherwise it doesn't seem to show the picture if it hasn't been cached.
Is it something I ate?

(sven, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 5:39, archived)

Your ISP appears to be evil

When I tried to view your image they redirected me to their home page.

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nicey, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 11:27, archived)

I knew I shouldn't have signed to "DarkSide ISP Ltd"

Some strange things are afoot.

I'll try to find another place to rest my images which aren't quite as evil.

(sven, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 7:19, archived)

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