i have come up with an idea i like to call Gnome Day. it shall be a day on which anyone who wants to can sneak out in the darkness and place gnomes into people's gardens, whether to brighten their day or just freak them out when they open their front doors and see the pointy-hatted little buggers grinning at them. i believe it shall be most amusing and should involve alcohol. anyone in the liverpool area, or who can easily get here, is welcome to come and join me for the Great Gnome Caper. anyone who can't get here, feel free to deposit gnomes around your own hometown. gnomes can be found in poundland or superpound, or most likely any other everything for a pound" shop.

EDIT: for anyone joining me, gaz me for my address. oh, and bring booze, we really should be drunk for this.
EDITEDEDIT: as it's a bit difficult to find gnomes at this time of year, little santa statue things can be used, too. if you can't find the place, it's number 10

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet

rep the Nome population in my town. This needs attention.

:)

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet

IF my brother's fiance isn't giving birth. O_O

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?

Wandering around the streets of Liverpool at midnight armed only with cheap plastic gnomes.

It's not my particular chosen method of suicide, but each to their own

have fun ;)

Michael Ellis contributes nothing

i'm on the outskirts here, but we will have fun :)

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet

If I can get support I'll arm up on gnomes and represent the b3ta North London branch!