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Limericks (This challenge is now closed)
Make up a limerick or short poem, then illustrate your work using the medium of picture or animation.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:35)
Wronglols: thought i'd roast this, apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...
apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her steak and ale pie.
A dirty old spider sat down beside her.
And put his hand on her thigh.
"Go away you cunt or you'll feel the full brunt
of my parents when i tell."
The spider unzipped rubbing his tip
slightly exposing his bell.
"You've got some nerve you fucking old perv
this is your fucking last chance."
"Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot
and i'm certain to be in your pants."
She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled
and slowly pulled down her tights.
"Preteen and ripe and you've still got some fight
your pussy is still perfect and tight."
"Someone is coming you'd better get running
they'll scream at just this sight!"
"I don't give a shit this is the bit
where you little miss gets it."
The spider thrusted her cherry was busted
Miss Muffet in discomfort roared.
"Hairless and fresh this is the BEST.
I can't wait to blow my load."
Muffet wriggled free got to her knees
and pushed Spider into the road.
A lorry came past and within a flash
He was a pile of guts and froth.
Muffet layed back very relaxed
and finally finished herself off.
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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:10, More)
Dalek pr0n NSFW ? - it's a moot point
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:09, More)
I'm not good at this stuff ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:12, More)
I'm not good at drawing..
that has supposed to be a guy writing a note in a restaurant to a gorgeous lady sitting alone, after reading the answer, it has to finish in a facepalm.. but my drawing skills are lower than my english :P
so have this instead... with apologies
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:03, More)
Brilliant :D
*click*
Sneaky pea.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31, More)
The voices made me do it...
EDIT - awww cheers everyone (except her).
EDIT EDIT added intro as suggested by cenaris
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18, More)
It's my first limerick
Can you tell?
click for mo' readable, possibly
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:53, More)
Limericks (This challenge is now closed)Make up a limerick or short poem, then illustrate your work using the medium of picture or animation.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:35)
Wronglols: thought i'd roast this, apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...
apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her steak and ale pie.
A dirty old spider sat down beside her.
And put his hand on her thigh.
"Go away you cunt or you'll feel the full brunt
of my parents when i tell."
The spider unzipped rubbing his tip
slightly exposing his bell.
"You've got some nerve you fucking old perv
this is your fucking last chance."
"Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot
and i'm certain to be in your pants."
She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled
and slowly pulled down her tights.
"Preteen and ripe and you've still got some fight
your pussy is still perfect and tight."
"Someone is coming you'd better get running
they'll scream at just this sight!"
"I don't give a shit this is the bit
where you little miss gets it."
The spider thrusted her cherry was busted
Miss Muffet in discomfort roared.
"Hairless and fresh this is the BEST.
I can't wait to blow my load."
Muffet wriggled free got to her knees
and pushed Spider into the road.
A lorry came past and within a flash
He was a pile of guts and froth.
Muffet layed back very relaxed
and finally finished herself off.
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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:10, More)
Dalek pr0n NSFW ? - it's a moot point
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:09, More)
I'm not good at this stuff ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:12, More)
I'm not good at drawing..
that has supposed to be a guy writing a note in a restaurant to a gorgeous lady sitting alone, after reading the answer, it has to finish in a facepalm.. but my drawing skills are lower than my english :P
so have this instead... with apologies
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:03, More)
Brilliant :D
*click*
Sneaky pea.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31, More)
The voices made me do it...
EDIT - awww cheers everyone (except her).
EDIT EDIT added intro as suggested by cenaris
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18, More)
It's my first limerick
Can you tell?
click for mo' readable, possibly
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:53, More)