There But For The Grace Of God....
I'm shit at images.....




( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 7:47, More)

Thought this might be a good time to pop in a limerick my dad once told me

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 4:21, More)

Hello thar b3ta
All proceeds from this limerick go towards preventing rhyme-and-meter crime in YOUR neighbourhood.


( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:29, More)

(Matty73, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:23, More)

(Matty73, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:19, More)

Here Is your Goddam Picture you Cr3tins

(hathat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:17, More)

OK

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:41, More)

An egregious sinner repented
For crimes sick and demented
Such as taking a cleaver
to the tender young beaver
of a girl of the night that he rented
(hathat, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:57, More)

lined rawing


A dog with a head made of wood
rode a horse-gun-car with foxes foots
the monkey inside
though he'd already died
sighed a mouthful of spit on the hood
(Cakie So very tired..., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:44, More)

You deserve a poem!

( RedHouse over yonder, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 15:56, More)

I'm afraid TOAP is about the limit of my image editing skills

So I won't start a fresh thread for this one.
( RedHouse over yonder, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 15:37, More)

Haven't seen this fella in the challenge yet...

( RedHouse over yonder, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 14:42, More)

There once was a new b3ta challenge.
That everyone struggled to manage.
The entries were shit
The memes didn't fit
FREEBASE FREEBASE FREEBASE FREEBASE!
(Testicles just for you, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:04, More)

Paint The Whole World With A Limerick!


I Know, I'm cheap...oh so cheap...
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:30, More)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:46, More)

Hello hello...

 
This actually predates txtspk by a generation or so.
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:22, More)

This was entered into a competition to win an Atari ST, 25 years ago - and won a prize*


*A runner-up prize. A copy of Kokotoni fucking Wilf or Technician Ted or something for the Spectrum; not an ST.

Bummer.
( Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:36, More)

( routine has perfected burgers, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:28, More)

(thebao, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:27, More)

Field day

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:07, More)