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the b3ta book of records

The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.

(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)
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# not really
any point to this:



Most explosive pudding in the known galaxy.

EDIT: timing adjusted.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 15:02, More)
# first man to reach the top of a pint or summat

(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 14:55, More)
# Most badly shopped animals in a single post


This has taken too long to make, and no browsers seem to display it exactly like it should be.
Apologies for the quality too, only way to get the total file size small enough.
BTW it'll tkae 3 minutes for the full thing to show, and there's 216 differen animals.. I leave it as an excercise for the viewer to name them all :)

clicky better quality more laggy version
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 14:01, More)
# World's Worst Hide-and-Seek player

(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 13:54, More)
# World's Least-Prompt Post-Impressionist
(WARNING: contains punnage)


(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 13:12, More)
# World's Largest Matchstick Model

Clicker 4 Bigger

(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 12:52, More)
# Worlds biggest Woo Yay?
Got Dial-up?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 12:35, More)
# Most offensive post ever?
The current fave at ratemyspacker.com

If this doesn't get me to hell

p.s. I am truly sorry if you take offense
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 12:30, More)
# The Smallest Prawn On The Interweb. 1px*1px.

(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 11:52, More)
# World's most unimpressed person

(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 10:33, More)
# Largest number of hours standing in front of oversized pink birds

(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 10:24, More)
# World Polar Bear Snowman Building Record - With an interesting hat.

(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 9:42, More)
# A new Sick Boy record!


Web Stats just in and it appears I have managed to exhaust my 2Gb monthly bandwidth quotient in just seven, count them, seven days! I would like to especially thank the petrol-heads at the subaru, honda, mazda and nissan forums who's admiration for my work and their use of it on their boards is responsible for a large part of my site bombing in week one of July (I am quite flattered - really). And a big call out to my 1% friends in Australia, the Netherlands and Canada - Bo!
[EDIT] I am now hosting on my company's web site, shhhhhh!
[EDIT] And I would like to congratulate the good old U S of A for being top of the pops for the first time in my detectable list of locations!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 9:24, More)
# NSFW...
Quick and rough Potatoshop...4th b3ta entry, fourth ever anim.

For some reason, I don't feel like I'm getting that much better. :/

home.villagephotos.com/2003-7/13209/annanorkolesmith.GIF

EDIT to remove excessive n00bage and b00bage

Milla
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:44, More)
# It's the world's longest shaggy dog story...
World's longest shaggy dog story
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:34, More)
# Try this at home, you fucking Circus freaks! (pt.2)

CLICK for Circus Kitten
(FP! Thanks!)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:50, More)
# Repost for the compo
the worlds biggest nork

(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:37, More)
# Worlds biggest balls
Errr...yes I'm just back from the pub again...although I dont know why I'm giving that as an excuse...I'm well crap at photoshopping!

(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:27, More)
# Guiness Record for Pimp with the Most Bitches.

(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:08, More)
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(, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 23:33, More)
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