World's Longest Rhyming Thread
This is a flambe


Help me out here....please?
(-Ironic Ferret-, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 23:57, More)

( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 23:56, More)

Worlds Smallest Invisble Red X (Often mistaken for a threadwaste, but it really is very small and invisible...)

( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 23:53, More)

crappest attempt at an image... ever

(tramp boy, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 23:45, More)

Most Memes in a Telephone Booth
The world record for the greatest number of memes in a standard London telephone box is held by Mr. Sheriff Fatman of b3ta, England, who on 4 July 2003 succeeded in potatofainting nine separate memes into a single telephone booth with the assistance of Google and the b3ta Photoshop construction kit.



edit: Wow! My first FP! I'm dead chuffed. Thankyou all so very, very much
( The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 23:40, More)

Big Duck

Largest wild duck.
This post also ends longest (personal) recorded absence from B3ta due to worlds worst luck with a PC (bought Nov 2002 and only now has the shop got it fixed). One complete swap, 3 new monitors, 3 CPU's, 2 sound cards, 2 hard drives, 3 graphics cards 1 swap of memory and 21 installations of on OS (yes..21 - 5 in one evening!).
It's good to be back!
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 23:25, More)

and
the presenter who has held his breath the longest goes to ...


( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 22:35, More)

The worlds longest horizontal sprint...
"Urgh, I'm gonna puke in a minute..."

OK, I can't take all the credit for this - my mate made it and I finished it in potatoswap. Anyway, hello all!
( HappyBadger, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 22:21, More)

A rare photo of the worlds largest snail "Giganticus Sepiatonicus" taken in 1926.

( underneath the weeping willow, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 22:20, More)

scientist say it's a mirical...
... the press say it's a monster

we say its a record breaker
( ?, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 22:11, More)

( Kaiser, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:58, More)

The world's weirdest fucking dole queue


Big money prizes for anyone who can name four or more of them...

You sad keffing, jatscrackers.
(jimbobaggins, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:35, More)

Longest ever dog conga line on a tightrope over Niagara Falls.

(nepenthe, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:30, More)

Time was running out
for Dave. His attempt at the trunk balancing record was due to start in two minutes.


lifted original from kitteny berk
edit: What can I say, but thank you, humbly, for my first FP - more hummus is needed I fear for the next
( TheCockwellInn, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:27, More)

Most Spins by a skull awarded

Better optimised than my last animation, albeit, with less hummus.
(Burbster is still crap at animating., Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:12, More)

With the previous record holder only achieving
a score of 1, Kevin was sure to set a new
record for assasinating world leaders...


( DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:02, More)

They were trying to beat the record for the Furthest Kitten Sliding

but he was shit at it
(smoglane!, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 20:53, More)

ok so it started out as a good idea
but i'm wondering where it went wrong

(cheebatv, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 20:40, More)

Spain's lightsaber javelin world record holder - Senior Citizen

( GTA, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 20:34, More)

b3ta Book o' Records
Click for BIGness
(rymix, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 20:26, More)