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the b3ta book of records

The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.

(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)
Pages: 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (or see the popular posts)
# Max monkey Survived the accident, but with severe injuries....

And he won a "Worst injuries from a monkey-train incident" award! (Sorry for poor lighting, frame rate, wobbly camera and jerkiness)

edit: can anyone spot the guest appearance meme in this anim?
(Burbster is still crap at animating., Sat 5 Jul 2003, 14:34, More)
# Yay fer paintmash! Sept mine is a photo shop mash!!! :) =) :) =)



btw: did evry1 eat lunch cuz i ditnt even eat brekfst yt
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 14:14, More)
# The attempt to break the world cat swinging record

was going well.
(Maels, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 14:11, More)
# Bush? Evolutions missing link... or the world record for the best chimp resemblance?

(Schumann makes awesome quiches., Sat 5 Jul 2003, 13:53, More)
# X-treme juggling championships.
juggler
the b3tan half-flash
(nugchuts, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 12:44, More)
# shock as girl sets most kittens in cleavage record

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 12:13, More)
# Bunny Bobsleigh speed record!

(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 11:54, More)
# Bunny landspeed record

(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 11:52, More)
# Valiant young British quartet attempts land-speed record at Black Rock, Nevada


Apologies for repost - fitted the subject by twist of fate
(Gladys the Groovy Mule, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 11:38, More)
# The *real* truth about who got to Everest first!


Was Pirates, M'harties!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 11:34, More)
# Dr Albert Gerkins attempt to smash the world pork powered water-speed record
was hailed as a great success. He managed to beat the record previously held by that cursed hun Hans Wurst-Esser much to the joy of everyone in Old Blighty...





Clack moi quack for biggerness!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 10:43, More)
# World Smallest Snowman!
Stop me before I 'shop again

Exceedingly low on hummus . . . .
(LadySphinx, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 5:31, More)
# most futile attempt by a celebrity to avoid fans

(Vladmir, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 3:36, More)
# skippy the bush chicken

(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 2:31, More)
# A contender in the face punched the most catagory

(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 2:30, More)
# most foot smashed skull

(jim-jams, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 1:47, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:49, More)
# the biggest bollocks in the world
this was a holiday snap, and it's not been touched up, but I felt it worthy of sticking on the board

(I helped save b3ta! Unglebunk, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:27, More)
# Not sure if it's a world record...


...but it's still fairly impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:05, More)
# Worlds Smallest Show Jumping mammal...

(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:03, More)
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