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The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.

(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)
Pages: 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (or see the popular posts)
# Most Chimps Jumped by a Bus

www.b3ta.com/board/1547944
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 10:21, More)
# morning!

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 9:39, More)
# There's always one

What is the record now? 8 years?
(treeface, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 2:20, More)
# this is the greatest person ever

(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:59, More)
# quick and nasty
a deadly combination

(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:55, More)
# EXTERRRRRMINATE!!!

Most Disfigured Dalek.
(Bob McCow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:42, More)
# World Record For The Longest Continous Trance Mix Goes To...

Live at Cream 1997-2094

sod this then
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:35, More)
# please, i don't mean to offend anyone

(tREv and my willy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:07, More)
# first kitten to climb everest

crawling on his stomach with a groucho marx mask on.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:25, More)
# Ladies and Gentlemen
Roll up and see the world's worst pun*



*officially
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, More)
# Record for longest untethered spacewalk by a cat.
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(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, More)
# Well the pay's better
now my moustache has grown back.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:32, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, More)
# world's smallest fish

(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, More)
# Most Buses Jumped by a Chimp

www.b3ta.com/board/1554115
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:23, More)
# The world's longest transit van?

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, More)
# last night I shaved 2 seconds off my record

for climbing through a tennis racquet without ripping out my nipple piercing
Clickyimagefor 850K mpeg
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, More)
# most horrifyingly gigantic pigeon

(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:29, More)
# ...for being a fucking dot
.
(British_Bullfrog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:08, More)
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