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the b3ta book of records

The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.

(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)
Pages: 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (or see the popular posts)
# When Gazza wasn't playing guitar in a rock'n'roll band...
...he would play the fool....

Worlds worse paint mash and worlds least amusing picture punnage?
(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 15:04, More)
# In memory of...
...The biggest redex ever, by Hello Everybody Peeps.

The damned thing was so bloody big that it was actually the first online thing ever to be viewable by the naked eye from space, as seen in this ISS picture from earlier today:


(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 14:55, More)
# Don't hate me
it seemed funny somehow

(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 14:23, More)
# Lugoveitch Von Nutcase
is attempting to get in the record books by jumping three consecutive solar systems

(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 14:22, More)
# Biggest GC on the whole web

(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 14:05, More)
# The horniest guy who ever lived:

(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 14:01, More)
# world's most unfinished b3ta competition entry

(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 13:55, More)
# World's tallest nohands


quasi-repost
(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 13:22, More)
# largest paintmash snake?

(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 13:09, More)
# No-hands kitten's attempt at the pig catching record...

...was abandoned when he became no-lives kitten.
mouse-poke for biggery (250k)
(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 12:49, More)
# Largest sandwich balanced on a mouse's nose

(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 12:47, More)
# How many cats can you fit in your chinos

(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 12:26, More)
# B3TA Record
Most flying kicks to a kittens head by a miniature ninja without touching the ground.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 4:58, More)
# most pointless thing ever written on a grain of rice

(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 4:30, More)
# most kittens killed for wanking
click for bigger
(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 3:42, More)
# largest camel toes

(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 2:42, More)
# B3TA Record: Most hours with hand up Tony Blair's ass

Second place goes to Cherie Blair...
(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:49, More)
# forge record

(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:43, More)
# World's most dangerous birthing pool

(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:29, More)
# cheesiest grin
record goes to a young george dubya bush

(, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:10, More)
Pages: 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (or see the popular posts)