I have an idea for a 21st century egg cup!
Imagine this...
~ ~ ~ (wavy lines of imagination) ~ ~ ~
* The suction things you get that attach a satnav to your car windscreen.
* The leg things off one of them flexible camera tripods.
* Another, smaller, one of them suction things you get that attach a satnav to your car windscreen.
* Futuristic digital timepiece / alarm clock
* Bath plug chain
* Spoon
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:46,
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You're going the right way to get a meeting.
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Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:53,
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Lets talk figures...
Seven, fifteen, two... (your turn)
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:06,
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No, let's mix figures, letters and symbols. 5 quid for 25%. (Of your car suction egg cup business.)
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Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:12,
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That's numberwang
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Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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To be honest 25% is a bit too much for me to want to give away...
but the fiver is veeeery tempting.
What would you bring to my enterprise that say Deborah Meaden or Theo Profiterole couldn't?
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:31,
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An empty contacts book. Which you can sell almost as new.
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Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:33,
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Hmmm, if it has those lettered tabs on the edges of the pages...
I think we may have ourselves a deal!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:42,
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Needs somewhere for the soldiers
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:24,
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AAAARRRGH! Of course!
Um... btw... my idea © ® ™ Full stop, no capital letters, jinxies
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:34,
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Throws money at screen.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 17:19,
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