
( , Sat 3 May 2014, 7:02, Reply)

What you want is a couple of smoke alarms with old batteries in them making the low power warning beep every 45 seconds.
( , Sat 3 May 2014, 7:22, Reply)

and playing wads of feedback gets the neighbours dogs howling like a knicker of cunts for extended periods of time.
( , Sat 3 May 2014, 8:38, Reply)

My cunty neighbour has 45 huskies, which make a noise approximate to that, only worse. What I need is something to make them implode.
( , Sat 3 May 2014, 13:47, Reply)