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This is a link post Bear saves crow from drowning, eats an apple.
Ron the seal wasn't available at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Apples is better tasty

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah good bear.
Personally I would have preferred it to stamp the crow's head in. You can hear the other crows in the background getting all worked up because one of their number is in trouble. They do that. I shot one off the roof of my Dad's house with an airgun once, and the sky was suddenly full of the cacking cunts.
CaC.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I once shot a rook with a bow and arrow killed it dead, then i really lost the plot and took out a bishop
finally i had my last target in sight and as i drew back the bow string to let fly an arrow straight and true at the king, i was thwarted in my efforts by the pesky queen. at my interrogation the knight from the castle asked my why i did it , and i said i didnt know i just felt compelled to take these actions, i said that some times i felt like a pawn in a game i didnt understand.


*legs it to sound of murrey head
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from drowning for his pudding
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post What a big fluffy
The bit where the bear put the startled crow down and wanders off to indulge in that apple was sublime.

The crow comes to and lies there quite clearly going: "What the fucking hell just happened! Fuck me i'm alive."
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It did give the crow a big unnecessary yank.
It looked like some sort of death rip to me, and the crow stayed very still afterwards, which probably saved its life. Bear probably thought it had killed it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No, the big fluffy bear gave the poor crow the slap of life
because it was happy and content with the world because it had a sensational apple over on the left somewhere
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
The crow secretly is into rough stuff and was waiting for some sexy time to happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think it was startled because it was waiting for the bear to shove the apple up it's arse?
But nothing happened because one of the crow's foul mouthed mates called the bear's mum a cunt or something and the bear went off to sulk?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I genuinely believe it to be this way.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post if you listen closely the crow offers the bear an apple if it helps it...then the bear asks "where is it?"and wanders off to get it

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post but if that bear had discoved that the apple was in fact a french golden delicious , and not his favourite gala there would have been blood every where

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This is a normal post Fucking right.
Golden delicious are the worst type of apple. Made worse by the fact that even their name is a lie :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post and they are French. dont forget the French bit

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This is a normal post I'm guessing the crow was horribly oily
And the apple was to get the nasty taste out of his mouth,
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post nah the bear was over weight and was on a crow calorie diet

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This is a normal post better than being late

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Bear Code, page 8:
If thou do good, thou may taketh apple.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Well crows legendarily taste awful
He probably didn't want it polluting his water.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the way the crow just sits there 'so this is heaven... wait... am I dead? WTF??'

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 3:58, Reply)