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This is a normal post What a big fluffy
The bit where the bear put the startled crow down and wanders off to indulge in that apple was sublime.

The crow comes to and lies there quite clearly going: "What the fucking hell just happened! Fuck me i'm alive."
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It did give the crow a big unnecessary yank.
It looked like some sort of death rip to me, and the crow stayed very still afterwards, which probably saved its life. Bear probably thought it had killed it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No, the big fluffy bear gave the poor crow the slap of life
because it was happy and content with the world because it had a sensational apple over on the left somewhere
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
The crow secretly is into rough stuff and was waiting for some sexy time to happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think it was startled because it was waiting for the bear to shove the apple up it's arse?
But nothing happened because one of the crow's foul mouthed mates called the bear's mum a cunt or something and the bear went off to sulk?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I genuinely believe it to be this way.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post if you listen closely the crow offers the bear an apple if it helps it...then the bear asks "where is it?"and wanders off to get it

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post but if that bear had discoved that the apple was in fact a french golden delicious , and not his favourite gala there would have been blood every where

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking right.
Golden delicious are the worst type of apple. Made worse by the fact that even their name is a lie :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post and they are French. dont forget the French bit

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:01, Reply)