What a big fluffy
The bit where the bear put the startled crow down and wanders off to indulge in that apple was sublime.
The crow comes to and lies there quite clearly going: "What the fucking hell just happened! Fuck me i'm alive."
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:17,
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It did give the crow a big unnecessary yank.
It looked like some sort of death rip to me, and the crow stayed very still afterwards, which probably saved its life. Bear probably thought it had killed it.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:19,
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No, the big fluffy bear gave the poor crow the slap of life
because it was happy and content with the world because it had a sensational apple over on the left somewhere
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:22,
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No.
The crow secretly is into rough stuff and was waiting for some sexy time to happen.
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Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:24,
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Do you think it was startled because it was waiting for the bear to shove the apple up it's arse?
But nothing happened because one of the crow's foul mouthed mates called the bear's mum a cunt or something and the bear went off to sulk?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:27,
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Yes, I genuinely believe it to be this way.
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Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:28,
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if you listen closely the crow offers the bear an apple if it helps it...then the bear asks "where is it?"and wanders off to get it
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Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:26,
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but if that bear had discoved that the apple was in fact a french golden delicious , and not his favourite gala there would have been blood every where
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:29,
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Fucking right.
Golden delicious are the worst type of apple. Made worse by the fact that even their name is a lie :(
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:41,
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and they are French. dont forget the French bit
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:01,
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