Haha, fucking hell.
Reads like it was written by this guy.
Our local rag, The Guardian used to have a regular feature called Time For Tea in which some sad cunt would go to a local cafe or tea shop and write awful reviews which mostly involved, apropos of nothing, eavesdropping on other people's conversations. In fact, here is an example! Perhaps these sad fuckers were separated at birth.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:22,
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Jesus, that's a special kind of shitness.
I obviously read until the very end.
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I liked this tweet of his
twitter.com/SteveDawson0972/status/465447229747367936
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:45,
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