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This is a link post My first reaction was "wow"
Parochial simpleton discovers decades-old restaurant chain. An astonishing read.
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post must be some kind of PR from Pizza Express

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've added a note about the writer
I think rather sweet
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I felt a bit bad for laughing so much after I saw that.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, fucking hell.
Reads like it was written by this guy.
Our local rag, The Guardian used to have a regular feature called Time For Tea in which some sad cunt would go to a local cafe or tea shop and write awful reviews which mostly involved, apropos of nothing, eavesdropping on other people's conversations. In fact, here is an example! Perhaps these sad fuckers were separated at birth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, that's a special kind of shitness.
I obviously read until the very end.
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this tweet of his
twitter.com/SteveDawson0972/status/465447229747367936
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Hell what a boring twat

(Leemondus, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post My name is Peter
I like pizza. One day when I was very good at swimming class Mum said I could have a pizza for a treat. We went to the pizza restaurant. It was nice. Mum said I could have a starter. I had cheese on toast for my starter. Mum didn't have a starter she wanted a pudding. I liked the cheese on toast it was really nice. Then we had a pizza. I don't like olives so Mum said I could take them off. I really liked the pizza. It was a really big pizza and I was very full afterwards. Mum said that I could have some ice cream for being such a good boy. I love my Mum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post awww
did you burn your neck?
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Local newspapers aren't always springboards to greater things

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Here she is talking about learning to use a phone www.athene-communications.co.uk/blog/my-time-here-on-work-experience-holly-aston
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's amazing

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was fucking hilarious

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love this
in a way.

It's a bit like the Olive Garden review that was really popular a few years ago.

Also a pretty funny read:
www.grandforksherald.com/content/eatbeat-long-awaited-olive-garden-receives-warm-welcome-1
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was written by a school kid
not a "Parochial simpleton" (It says so at the bottom)
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was added later you parochial simpleton.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:14, , Reply)