I'm looking at a photo of your hair:
You've clearly NEVER been groomed by anyone, ever.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:29,
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You keep going on about my luscious locks.
Either it's hair jealousy or you want to do sexy things to my hair.
*Flicks hair in slomo*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:57,
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I think that's the problem
Too many sailors have done sexy things in your hair
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LP, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:02,
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Well that would explain my unusually high level of conditioning.....
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:29,
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